#1 2011-01-20 06:16:52

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#2 2011-01-20 07:44:30



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#3 2011-01-20 23:01:32

I just want everyone to know I'd call 911 for almost everyone on here if I thought you were suicidal, with just a couple of exceptions.

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#4 2011-01-20 23:11:43

icangetyouatoe wrote:

I just want everyone to know I'd call 911 for almost everyone on here if I thought you were suicidal, with just a couple of exceptions.

What the hell.  This is different then abortion?   I believe there is a right to chose.

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#5 2011-01-20 23:42:45

I couldn't help but think how pathetic and tragic is the fact that guy's last, tortured, painful moments of life were spent with a couple dipshit kids on Chat Roulette.

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#6 2011-01-21 00:02:48

Seriously. If someone on here really wanted to off themselves, my only advice would be to do it in as private and clean a method as possible to spare your family or landlord the hassle.

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#7 2011-01-21 09:41:28

My plan, should I ever find the need to take that final path prematurely, is to fly to California, rent the nicest vintage Ferrari I can afford, and drive flat-out down the Pacific Coast Highway just as fast as I can... we're talking well in excess of 150... until I make my first mistake.

Film at 11.

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#8 2011-01-21 18:29:25

When I get very old, I'll get really high and have an elephant step on my head while I'm making love to a couple or three of your granddaughters.

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#9 2011-01-21 22:41:56

Tall Paul wrote:

When I get very old, I'll get really high and have an elephant step on my head while I'm making love to a couple or three of your granddaughters.

An even better plan ignores the old, high and elephant.

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#10 2011-01-21 23:31:46

I don't think I could ever off myself.  I've thought about it before and come to the conclusion that if things got that bad I would simply go on a rampage.  Rob some banks, become a hitman, stuff like that.  Who knows, perhaps I would get away with it and have a nice nest egg to retire on.

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#11 2011-01-21 23:49:23

Dirckman wrote:

I don't think I could ever off myself.  I've thought about it before and come to the conclusion that if things got that bad I would simply go on a rampage.  Rob some banks, become a hitman, stuff like that.

I've always admired the fact that you're in touch with your inner sociopath...

Dirckman wrote:

Who knows, perhaps I would get away with it and have a nice nest egg to retire on.

... with always an eye on profit.  Personally, if I ever come to a desperate end, I'm going with pirate or heroin overdose.  Both would be epic.

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