#1 2011-02-07 14:19:32

I stumbled upon this boring ass message board and found this guy named Tim Lumber.  Just read two of his posts to get the flavor.

Maybe I'm just bored, but I think it would be fun to troll him.  He obviously thinks he's the smartest kid in the trailer park. 

http://talk.baltimoresun.com/showthread.php?t=270000

http://talk.baltimoresun.com/showthread.php?t=256659

I love the thread about his wife being locked up.  As much as I am sure George will love his spelling and grammar.

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#3 2011-02-07 15:08:07

I have a feeling this guy is a troll himself.

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#4 2011-02-07 15:50:26

I think he is too, which is why it might be fun.

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#5 2011-02-07 19:12:23

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#6 2011-02-07 23:44:08

Forget it. It's like reading YouTube comments.

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#7 2011-02-08 00:03:15

Messageboards are RT's version of politics, it's obviously time for someone to procreate.

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#8 2011-02-08 01:06:09

A diluted Horsey Goodness

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#9 2011-02-08 14:00:34

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#10 2011-02-08 16:43:27

This place seems more your style.

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#11 2011-02-09 09:16:27

This website (or at least cruel) used to be centered on a good occasional trolling.

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#12 2011-02-09 09:33:29

Roger_That wrote:

This website (or at least cruel) used to be centered on a good occasional trolling.

This is true, however, as I am sure you recall we mostly lay in wait like trap-door spiders.  The prey are few and far between and the last time we went looking for trouble it was the AR-15 board and Horse almost got killed.

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#13 2011-02-09 11:12:34

Scotty wrote:

This is true, however, as I am sure you recall we mostly lay in wait like trap-door spiders.  The prey are few and far between and the last time we went looking for trouble it was the AR-15 board and Horse almost got killed.

I was just trying to liven things up, and the trolling quality of that guy was so sad, I thought it deserved some attention.

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#14 2011-02-09 17:37:02

Roger_That wrote:

Scotty wrote:

This is true, however, as I am sure you recall we mostly lay in wait like trap-door spiders.  The prey are few and far between and the last time we went looking for trouble it was the AR-15 board and Horse almost got killed.

I was just trying to liven things up, and the trolling quality of that guy was so sad, I thought it deserved some attention.

Ok.... just for you on Valentine's day.....

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#15 2011-02-09 17:53:47

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/96/Coolface_troll_seal.png

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#16 2011-02-09 18:27:55

Scotty wrote:

.... the last time we went looking for trouble it was the AR-15 board and Horse almost got killed.

Oh, that's such an exaggeration! A bunch of right-wing gun nuts got all riled up and googled Horse's many internet presences, that's all. It gave us all an outrageously good laugh.

Oh, and Horse threatened me that he would have people come find me. The city I live in has a population of one million people. Good luck, I said.

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#17 2011-02-09 19:08:56

Scotty wrote:

The prey are few and far between and the last time we went looking for trouble it was the AR-15 board and Horse almost got killed.

So you fucked up, is that it? Permit me to gloat cruel.com is on life support, and jeffreyrobertschott.com is wandering the desert, while digg and gawker have committed ritual suicide and reddit looks like shit. I know this site resembles a 1985 list serve time capsule but wtf, it works.

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#18 2011-02-09 20:00:29

choad wrote:

Scotty wrote:

The prey are few and far between and the last time we went looking for trouble it was the AR-15 board and Horse almost got killed.

So you fucked up, is that it? Permit me to gloat cruel.com is on life support, and jeffreyrobertschott.com is wandering the desert, while digg and gawker have committed ritual suicide and reddit looks like shit. I know this site resembles a 1985 list serve time capsule but wtf, it works.

Right on! It is a daily staple for me.

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#19 2011-02-09 21:41:33

It's my home page.

It's where I come to see the day's headlines.  No, I'm not kidding.  You swine have an uncanny tendency to root out the significant orts in the daily avalanche of ordure that constitutes "news."

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#20 2011-02-10 09:14:53

choad wrote:

Permit me to gloat cruel.com is on life support, and jeffreyrobertschott.com is wandering the desert, while digg and gawker have committed ritual suicide and reddit looks like shit. I know this site resembles a 1985 list serve time capsule but wtf, it works.

If you want, I can add smiley capability to HS... https://cruelery.com/uploads/72_icon_banana.gif

Speaking of ritual suicide, here's another blast from the past undergoing that process.  Took a peek at the ensuing discussion, and it's essentially a replay of the same 20-year-old argument.

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

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#21 2011-02-10 09:56:16

choad wrote:

Scotty wrote:

The prey are few and far between and the last time we went looking for trouble it was the AR-15 board and Horse almost got killed.

So you fucked up, is that it? Permit me to gloat cruel.com is on life support, and jeffreyrobertschott.com is wandering the desert, while digg and gawker have committed ritual suicide and reddit looks like shit. I know this site resembles a 1985 list serve time capsule but wtf, it works.

www.jeffreyrobertshott.com is back online.  Long live the JRS website!

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#22 2011-02-10 14:45:25

Roger_That wrote:

www.jeffreyrobertshott.com is back online.  Long live the JRS website!

https://cruelery.com/uploads/11_rt_fail.png

To quote my middleschool child:  FAIL

Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

Last edited by Emmeran (2011-02-10 14:46:22)

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#23 2011-02-10 15:05:31

It is up now, for some reason the server I was hosting it on had some downtime.

Try it again.

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#24 2011-02-10 15:07:47

Roger_That wrote:

It is up now, for some reason the server I was hosting it on had some downtime.

Try it again.

Still not coming up.  Probably just a delay in DNS propagation.

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#25 2011-02-10 15:12:26

Weird...it is coming up fine for me.  I just tried.

http://jeffreyrobertschott.com/

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#26 2011-02-10 15:14:16

"This site will return shortly. In the meantime, visit to Online Dating Rejects read more about Jeff."

You have it in your cache, babe.

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#27 2011-02-10 15:22:32

Dmtdust wrote:

"This site will return shortly. In the meantime, visit to Online Dating Rejects read more about Jeff."

You have it in your cache, babe.

No, that's exactly what it should say.  A link to my blog - and that sentence only.  I have not uploaded the full page again yet since I transferred it from one DNS to another.  That will happen tonight.  In the mean time, the whole story is at my blog.

My back up of the page is at home.

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#28 2011-02-10 15:23:15

Oh, Go Daddy blocked me from accessing any of my files, which is why when I changed the DNS servers, there was nothing for me to port over.  I have to re-upload the site.

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