#2 2011-02-08 11:18:00

Well fuck it, I'm gonna drain the 401k

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#3 2011-02-08 14:52:44

Emmeran wrote:

Well fuck it, I'm gonna drain the 401k

That's the spirit!  Booze, strippers, blow and weed. You choose the order however, I would advise you not to waste weed when doing rails.

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#4 2011-02-08 16:36:00

Well hell, I'll be in my sixties by then anyway - if I'm wrong I can just go on social security and medicare like the rest of the republicans.

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#5 2011-02-08 19:20:42

"vanishingly"?

This is a word?

Who knew.

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#6 2011-02-08 21:22:29

If I make it, I'll be seventy-six years old when the day comes.

I'm trying not to.  I'm smoking as fast as I can.

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#7 2011-02-09 02:08:41

I’ll be eighty.  The odds are very good I will be alive and with care have many years ahead of me.  If I'm in good shape, I'll be rooting for the missile(s) that will be sent up to intercept it.  If I'm a disabled mess, I'll be rooting for the asteroid and won't give a shit about what happens to everybody else!

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#8 2011-02-09 04:07:04

fnord wrote:

I’ll be eighty.  The odds are very good I will be alive and with care have many years ahead of me.  If I'm in good shape, I'll be rooting for the missile(s) that will be sent up to intercept it.  If I'm a disabled mess, I'll be rooting for the asteroid and won't give a shit about what happens to everybody else!

I'll be rooting in your granddaughters.

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#9 2011-02-09 09:17:44

Tall Paul wrote:

fnord wrote:

I’ll be eighty.  The odds are very good I will be alive and with care have many years ahead of me.  If I'm in good shape, I'll be rooting for the missile(s) that will be sent up to intercept it.  If I'm a disabled mess, I'll be rooting for the asteroid and won't give a shit about what happens to everybody else!

I'll be rooting in your granddaughters.

Fnord won't have any. He like to suck pole, not pound vag.

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#10 2011-02-09 09:18:04

Tall Paul wrote:

I'll be rooting in your granddaughters.

Good luck with that, I don't believe Fnord has kids.

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#11 2011-02-09 09:31:46

There are several ways to change an asteroid’s orbit, the simplest of which is to run a spacecraft into the hurtling rock.

I wish I could hack that site and do the above.

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#12 2011-02-09 18:35:47

Roger_That wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

I'll be rooting in your granddaughters.

Good luck with that, I don't believe Fnord has kids.

I can't imagine that procreation with fnord could ever be regarded as less than miscagenation, regardless of the race of the mother.

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#13 2011-02-09 19:58:19

Scotty wrote:

There are several ways to change an asteroid’s orbit, the simplest of which is to run a spacecraft into the hurtling rock.

I wish I could hack that site and do the above.

That would be .... AWESOME! You would probably get to be on the Today Show and everyshit.

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#14 2011-02-09 21:03:50

Gray wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

I'll be rooting in your granddaughters.

Good luck with that, I don't believe Fnord has kids.

I can't imagine that procreation with fnord could ever be regarded as less than miscagenation, regardless of the race of the mother.

I assure you my hypothetical granddaughters would be lovely young ladies; too bad they will never exist.

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#15 2011-02-09 22:51:48

fnord wrote:

I assure you my hypothetical granddaughters would be lovely young ladies; too bad they will never exist.

Is it being black or being a fag that you find hardest to live with?


Black fags:
http://www.mydiscountcigarette.com/gallery/default/original/8002/sobranie-black-russian-cigarettes.jpg?1268220852

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#16 2011-02-09 23:03:36

Headkicker knows what race I am.  Why don't you ask her if I'm black?

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#17 2011-02-09 23:07:31

fnord wrote:

Headkicker knows what race I am.  Why don't you ask her if I'm black?

I didn't think it questionable

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#18 2011-02-09 23:16:34

I love the way articles about asteroid /comet impacts always show a rock nearly the size of the moon smashing into Earth.

The chunk that created Barringer Crater in Arizona was about 1/2 football field (ff), and that crater is about 3/4 mile across.  This new object being 2 ff in size,  we might expect a crater 3 or so miles across - nasty for all nearby - or some bad tsunamis,  but hardly a Cretaceous extinction event.

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#19 2011-02-10 02:10:05

You've got it all wrong Gray. He's a pasty white old wrinkle. Although deep in his heart he tells himself he doesn't want to be a black woman, he knows he's lying.

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#20 2011-02-10 15:43:29

Fnord was born a poor black child.

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#21 2011-02-11 07:39:54

Roger_That wrote:

Fnord was born a poor black child.

That liked to suck cock.

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