#1 2007-11-28 19:02:58
Doesn't matter - they'll all be served a la mode.
The "Vagina Institute," a group of sadists apparently out to make women even less happy about spreading their legs by pumping up insecurities about the appearance, size, & odor of their genitals, presents this quiz about discriminating between designer & natural vaginas.
NSFW (You know, in case you didn't bother to read the fucking lead-in)*
As you know, many women are getting their vaginas surgically enhanced (designer vaginas) to make them prettier and more feminine. Can you distinguish which female genitals designer vaginas and which are natural?
Now that we know we can rent all the big dick we need on our SSI without even dying our roots, why the hell would any of us get cut like this? Fuck you, members of the Vagina Institute, and by that I mean I hope you lose the ability to masturbate because you obviously hate sex.
* NSFW reference added per Douche's "passive-aggressive" comment else-where regarding this posting
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#2 2007-11-28 19:17:36
Who are the dumb bitches falling for this shit? The natural human vagina has worked out just fine for the past 200,000 years.
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#3 2007-11-28 19:34:54
Who are the limpy fucktard men thinking it's somehow funny or empowering to make this shit up? I'd wager that very few men see enough vag to be able to state an educated preference, and even those that have are still happy to tour or sublet poon regardless of its square footage or color. It's like gluttons criticizing steak.
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#4 2007-11-28 19:51:11
DoucheEllington wrote:
It's like gluttons criticizing steak.
Maybe that's the problem...too much of a good thing. Are women so sexually active and willing to please men that men now feel they can ask for a designer pussy? I mean putting bags of silicon on one's chest was bad enough...
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#5 2007-11-28 19:51:40
I don't know. Maybe I'm old school. Maybe I've hung out with too many European chicks. But I like the natural goods, folks. Unadulterated. Unmodified. Hell, I don't even mind furry armpits... in fact, it can be kind of erotic.
Go figure.
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#6 2007-11-28 19:55:48
whosasailorthen wrote:
I don't know. Maybe I'm old school. Maybe I've hung out with too many European chicks.
Ever caught a whiff of a passing laundry hamper, then had your brain fuse?
Fuck it, we're animals, why not?
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#7 2007-11-28 19:57:16
whosasailorthen wrote:
I don't know. Maybe I'm old school. Maybe I've hung out with too many European chicks. But I like the natural goods, folks. Unadulterated. Unmodified. Hell, I don't even mind furry armpits... in fact, it can be kind of erotic.
Go figure.
Part of the American psyche is feeling bad about sex. This is just helping to maintain the status quo.
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#8 2007-11-28 20:00:33
choad wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
I don't know. Maybe I'm old school. Maybe I've hung out with too many European chicks.
Ever caught a whiff of a passing laundry hamper, then had your brain fuse?
Fuck it, we're animals, why not?
Exactly. I *love* the scent of a woman... no perfumes, no additives - just her femaleness. It's completely entrancing. The fragrance of a mature, aroused woman will send me around the twist every time. Never fails.
"Just say no! To an unattractive vagina that makes you frown. No woman on earth wants to be “ugly” down there by having asymmetrical abnormal labia, distorting the shape and appearance of your genitalia. It’s every girl’s dream to have perfect vaginal and pretty vaginal lips. Women who are not blessed with pretty vaginas (genitals) feel inadequate and deformed in their most intimate body part..."
Jeezus, what a total load of crap.
The sad part is that girls and women are buying this shit.
OK, so I'll go one better on the 'no-modification' thread. My woman does not shave. Not the muffin. Not the pits. Not the legs. Not anything. (Except in summer, when she does the pits just so she won't gross out folks at the beach). And when we are making love and things are getting *very* hot, sometimes either she or I (or sometimes both!) will bury our face into the other's armpit, nuzzling, licking and, yes, even biting (nipping) at the other's armpit... and it's incredibly erotic. Laugh, guffaw or snigger (used that word just for you, fnord) if you like, but don't knock it until you've tried it. My woman's scent is intoxicating to me.
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#9 2007-11-28 20:12:25
I'm glad I (1) only have sons and (2) am old enough to not be influenced by this nonsense.
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#10 2007-11-28 20:30:23
Oh, well now that I have a choice, I'll take the "Barbie" model and the smell of "new car". Bleach my anus while you're at it, Doctor. If you can find a way to just close it up that'd be just fine.
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#11 2007-11-28 20:34:09
I'm glad I (1) only have sons and (2) am old enough to not be influenced by this nonsense.
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#12 2007-11-28 21:19:00
I love how they invite you to send a photo of your vagina for classification. They'll classify it as a monstrousity. Hidious. A Dear-God-how-can-you-go-on-living-with-that-thing-between-your-legs-you should-just-shoot-yourself-now classification.
I hope the power muff from the porn of the 70's comes roaring back in style as a backlash. I hear that retro is all the rage with the kids.
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#13 2007-11-28 21:25:31
Fraunee wrote:
I hope the power muff from the porn of the 70's comes roaring back in style as a backlash.
Fine. As long as we don't have to bring back colours like 'harvest gold' and 'avacado', and we don't have to have to wear crap like this:
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#14 2007-11-28 21:46:55
DoucheEllington's cartoon wrote:
Cause they care how their shits smells
That's the damn truth. I am all for nature's choice in body hair as well as genitalia. However, I would venture that 95% of men do not care what their assholes smell like at any given moment. They still want a blow job.
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#15 2007-11-28 22:27:46
whosasailorthen wrote:
As long as we don't have to bring back colours like 'harvest gold' and 'avacado', and we don't have to have to wear crap like this:
I don't know you from a load of goats, sailor, but I'll wager my half burned draft card from 1972 you never once wore so much as a pair of bell bottom blue jeans.
Desert boots? Probably, if their gum rubber soles didn't detach on you first time it rained.
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#16 2007-11-28 23:07:02
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#17 2007-11-28 23:31:11
choad wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
As long as we don't have to bring back colours like 'harvest gold' and 'avacado', and we don't have to have to wear crap like this:
I don't know you from a load of goats, sailor, but I'll wager my half burned draft card from 1972 you never once wore so much as a pair of bell bottom blue jeans.
Desert boots? Probably, if their gum rubber soles didn't detach on you first time it rained.
Well, I don't have that many pictures from back then, but here's one... I'm the bloke on the left. Umm.. In bell-bottom blue jeans, you'll note...
As for shoes, I think I was wearing penny-loafers... that was my usual around then.
And don't bother to send the half-burned 1972 draft card - I've got one of my own.
Now, if you can guess the makes and models of the four cars in the pic, you get extra points, boys and girls.
(Oh, and sorry... no marinara sauce on this one.)
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#18 2007-11-29 00:31:50
Foreground, probably a Volvo. That red beast behind it is a Datsun 240Z. The car with the aftermarket Rolls front end, I dunno. There's not enough of the two toned yellow job to tell. Rambler, maybe? Not a Carmen Gia. Porshe? I give up.
edit: That background looks -really- familiar. What state was that?
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#19 2007-11-29 01:26:27
Wait... let me open the envelope...
...And the answers are...
Foreground - 1966 Triumph 2000 MKI
Behind, right - 1967 Triumph GT-6
Behind, left - 1964 Triumph Sports 6 (with a special hardtop - definitely the ringer in the bunch)
At back - 1954 M.G. Magnette ZA (a tree had fallen on it and we had begun stripping it for parts)
(My own black 1964 Austin Healey Sprite 1100 roadster was out of the picture, to the left, behind the TR-2000.)
Background... Chestnut Hill, Philadelphia, PA (USA)
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#20 2007-11-29 01:32:03
I had the pleasure of knowing a TR2, briefly.
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#21 2007-11-29 01:35:24
MSG Tripps wrote:
I had the pleasure of knowing a TR2, briefly.
Never owned a TR-2, but I currently have in my collection the car that the TR motor started in.. a 1949 Triumph.
In the past I owned a Swallow Doretti, which if you know TR-2's then you may be familiar with.
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#22 2007-11-29 01:41:14
Damn, all this time I thought the engine block was basically a tractor motor. [Early TR's]
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#23 2007-11-29 01:46:55
MSG Tripps wrote:
Damn, all this time I thought the engine block was basically a tractor motor.
Well, it was used in tractors as well. The Ferguson T-series tractors used it. But the Standard-Vanguard 2-litre 4 cylinder engine was first depolyed in the Triumph Renown, along with the gearbox and rear axle that would be later used in the Triumph Sports which then became the TR-2, and it survived with minor changes through the TR-3 and TR-4 and TR-4A models... it was also used in the Standard Vanguard range, the Swallow Doretti, the Warwick, the Triumph Italia, the Peerless and several other cars of the 50's and 60's.
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#24 2007-11-29 01:54:59
whosasailorthen wrote:
Well, it was used in tractors as well
Carry on, ya here?
People do seem to like to collect [the] stuff.
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#25 2007-11-29 02:02:53
I've been collecting and restoring English cars for over 35 years, both professionally and as a hobby, and have owned, driven or worked on nearly every make and model they ever made. Still love'em.
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#26 2007-11-29 11:57:28
whosasailorthen wrote:
I've been collecting and restoring English cars for over 35 years, both professionally and as a hobby, and have owned, driven or worked on nearly every make and model they ever made. Still love'em.
Holy shit. By contrast, I'm a hitch hiking pedestrian. I knew Chestnut Hill well back about the time that picture was took.
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#27 2007-11-29 12:16:19
asdf1971 wrote:
However, I would venture that 95% of men do not care what their assholes smell like at any given moment. They still want a blow job.
Too true. One of my male acquaintances told me about about a truck driver pal of his getting offended when a rest-stop comfort woman asked if he had any wet ones to wipe down his nasty, been-marinating-in-farts-next-to-his-unwashed-asshole-for-12-hours-on-vinyl-seats-in-a-hot-truck-cab penis before a blow job. Why more truck stop hookers don't go "Monster" on these scumbags is beyond my understanding.
Back in the early 1990's, there was a small strip club in NJ near Philadelphia that used to offer $1.00 tuna fish sandwiches as a lunch special. Wonder if that's still going on or if they've switched to margarine-on-wonder-bread-toast-and-tea brunches.
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#29 2007-11-29 15:10:27
choad wrote:
Hey, Douche, rent to own!
I'll keep it in mind - but I'm more of a DIY kind of girl.
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#30 2007-11-29 18:45:37
choad wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
I've been collecting and restoring English cars for over 35 years, both professionally and as a hobby, and have owned, driven or worked on nearly every make and model they ever made. Still love'em.
Holy shit. By contrast, I'm a hitch hiking pedestrian. I knew Chestnut Hill well back about the time that picture was took.
Small world,
At the time of that pic I lived down on the main line in one of the Welsh named train stop towns.
Later I made a thriving home in the town just up Bethleham pike from the Hill. On a bit down over the other side of the Arboretum.
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#31 2007-11-29 18:48:00
As a man with a reasonable amount of close up pussy experience, I can honestly say that by the time you get close enough to notice any labial distortions, your little guy has already decided "We're going in!".
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#32 2007-11-29 19:29:18
This entire thread is hilarious... from designer pussies to "vintage" cars.
So typical, after the men get bored with teh snatch, they go outside and talk about their cars with the same euphemisms and gusto....
The whole time, I'm thinking, the Vagina Institute is probably best suited for transsexuals...
I also didn't bother opening the link, being a big fag and all....
Here's the other side of the coin... Click on the "patient pictures" number 3 is probably the best of the bunch. Most of this surgery was developed because the Viet Cong used to shoot the dicks off of their captives.....maybe Dahl knows something about this phenomena. That was a serious remark, Dahl, no insult intended, if you do have any info on that, please share. I, for one am curious.
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#33 2007-11-29 20:15:21
whosasailorthen wrote:
I've been collecting and restoring English cars for over 35 years, both professionally and as a hobby, and have owned, driven or worked on nearly every make and model they ever made. Still love'em.
And I'll guess that you are...Nick Mason from Pink Floyd ?
(Sorry, I've been up late again.)
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#34 2007-11-29 20:37:32
YouBastards wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
I've been collecting and restoring English cars for over 35 years, both professionally and as a hobby, and have owned, driven or worked on nearly every make and model they ever made. Still love'em.
And I'll guess that you are...Nick Mason from Pink Floyd ?
(Sorry, I've been up late again.)
I thought it was Bonham who was into the classic English cars.
(Sorry, I don't have your excuse.)
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#35 2007-11-29 22:06:25
The car talkers here have nothing on Sandy Wong:
...he was seen sitting on the roof of a 2007 BMW 328i sedan, valued at $50,000.
Shortly after that, Wong had dropped his sweatpants to his ankles and was spotted masturbating while sitting with his legs dangling over the driver's door window.
Security eventually detained Wong until police showed up and a cleanup crew had to wash down the BMW.
But you can't eat steak all the time:
He also admitted climbing onto the roof of a 1991 Buick Century parked at the rear of a south-side home, taking off his clothes and masturbating on June 12.
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#36 2007-11-29 22:23:22
Wrong on both counts. But nice try.
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#37 2007-11-30 03:00:50
My whole opinion I want to touch non of the above. I generally don't like cock and the vaginaplasies I was 11-12 I'll take the real deal... only with me no hair. I don't mind it on top, but around the lips? I hate it. I prefer it nice and clean there so I can just savor everything clean and natural. I'll not leave for hours LOL. *edit* or until my tongue is sore
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#38 2007-11-30 09:58:22
"been-marinating-in-farts-next-to-his-unwashed-asshole-for-12-hours-on-vinyl-seats-in-a-hot-truck-cab penis "
Now THATS a fucking mouthful.
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#39 2007-11-30 22:41:51
All the fuss and feathers in this thread, and not a single actual vagina to be seen, not even at the subject website. Tsk.
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#40 2007-12-01 00:48:35
sigmoid freud wrote:
All the fuss and feathers in this thread, and not a single actual vagina to be seen, not even at the subject website. Tsk.
Well, not really a vagina, but she is a cunt. Does that count?
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