#1 2011-04-24 12:09:38

Stop in at a McDonald's.

"Chocolate and Orange Pie" actually sounds like it might be yummy...but I think I'd maim someone for the chance to try Fried Brie Nuggets made at a McDonald's.

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#2 2011-04-24 13:07:35

I swear I had calamari at a McDonalds in Italy several years back. It was called "McPink," and it was like eating deep-fried rubber bands.

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#3 2011-04-24 13:22:59

ah297900 wrote:

I swear I had calamari at a McDonalds in Italy several years back. It was called "McPink," and it was like eating deep-fried rubber bands.

You say that as if it were a bad thing.

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#4 2011-04-24 13:42:44

Taint wrote:

ah297900 wrote:

I swear I had calamari at a McDonalds in Italy several years back. It was called "McPink," and it was like eating deep-fried rubber bands.

You say that as if it were a bad thing.

You know nothing of the McPink, taint.

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#5 2011-04-24 14:00:03

In Germany they offer Bier at McDonalds; it's horrid ass shit served in a wax cup - but fuck it all; they can get beer with their happy meal.

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#6 2011-04-24 15:32:20

At the McDonalds on the Avenue des Champs-Élysées in Paris, you can get wine with your Happy Meal.  I've been to Paris many times, but the only reason I know about this is because friends of mine were gauche enough to dine there.  I imagine the wine is some shitty swill served in a plastic or wax paper container, something no self respecting French person would drink or even use in cooking.

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#7 2011-04-24 15:51:38

fnord wrote:

self respecting French person

lulz

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#8 2011-04-24 16:00:21

Emmeran wrote:

In Germany they offer Bier at McDonalds; it's horrid ass shit served in a wax cup - but fuck it all; they can get beer with their happy meal.

Having experienced the delight that is curriewurst on a breeze through Germany last year, I'm frankly dubious of anything that might come out of a German commercial kitchen.

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#9 2011-04-24 16:29:59

Taint wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

In Germany they offer Bier at McDonalds; it's horrid ass shit served in a wax cup - but fuck it all; they can get beer with their happy meal.

Having experienced the delight that is curriewurst on a breeze through Germany last year, I'm frankly dubious of anything that might come out of a German commercial kitchen.

Try living there.

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#10 2011-04-24 19:30:49

I've tried several of the Japanese variants (and refuse to EVER enter a Macudonudo again, except for the ice coffee which is fairly good) and found that they were all uniformly foul. McD's can fuck up oatmeal for god's sake, and that isn't easy.

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#11 2011-04-24 19:41:35

Tall Paul wrote:

I've tried several of the Japanese variants (and refuse to EVER enter a Macudonudo again, except for the ice coffee which is fairly good) and found that they were all uniformly foul. McD's can fuck up oatmeal for god's sake, and that isn't easy.

Yeah, that's why they have not been a successful franchise.

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#12 2011-04-24 22:00:23

Bigcat wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

McD's can fuck up oatmeal for god's sake, and that isn't easy.

Yeah, that's why they have not been a successful franchise

Remember, half the population is of below-average intelligence.  Success and quality are not necessarily congruent in these here United States, or elsewhere.

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#13 2011-04-25 09:19:20

Emmeran wrote:

In Germany they offer Bier at McDonalds; it's horrid ass shit served in a wax cup - but fuck it all; they can get beer with their happy meal.

I remember having some of this swill on NYE in Munich as we ran out of hard liquor and were desparate.  They also have 'kartoffel' (sp?) which are the potato crisps that are awesome.

I wonder if there will be a McD's in Belize.  If so, I will have to see what special offerings they have...

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