#2 2011-07-25 12:00:10

...a monthly subscription fee: $19 for one toy out at a time, $29.99 for two toys, and $49.99 for the Golden Dildo plan...

Crikey.  Doesn't take long to end up paying for the toy, does it?

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#3 2011-07-25 12:06:42

whosasailorthen wrote:

Crikey.  Doesn't take long to end up paying for the toy, does it?

They do have a liberal return policy.

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#4 2011-07-25 16:08:34

choad wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Crikey.  Doesn't take long to end up paying for the toy, does it?

They do have a liberal return policy.

That's nice.  I take it that policy is not in effect for conservatives?

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#5 2011-07-25 16:54:34

whosasailorthen wrote:

choad wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Crikey.  Doesn't take long to end up paying for the toy, does it?

They do have a liberal return policy.

That's nice.  I take it that policy is not in effect for conservatives?

None needed. Conservatives fuck their partners with penises, not toys.

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#6 2011-07-25 18:49:29

phreddy wrote:

None needed. Conservatives fuck their partners with penises, not toys.

I beg to differ, empirical evidence suggests that Conservatives do not fuck their partners at all but rather prefer to fuck strangers they meet in the mens room at the airport.

(Thanks for serving up such an easy one)

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#7 2011-07-25 19:11:23

Emmeran wrote:

phreddy wrote:

None needed. Conservatives fuck their partners with penises, not toys.

I beg to differ, empirical evidence suggests that Conservatives do not fuck their partners at all but rather prefer to fuck strangers they meet in the mens room at the airport.

(Thanks for serving up such an easy one)

Em, I'm ashamed of your lack of perception.  I purposely used the word "partners" instead of wives, girlfriends, or sport fucks in order to be inclusive of those conservatives of the homosexual persuasion.

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