#1 2007-12-07 20:41:21

Ten percent of men make love to ninety percent of women. This leaves the ordinary man in a lonely position. He is forced to make all kinds of sacrifices if he wants to play the game. Most of the time his love life is on the rocks and he wishes he was one of the fortunate ten percent. But there is good news on the horizon. The concept of charity is being applied to the dating game and attractive men and women are donating their services. Compassionate and also attractive people are now considering it their duty to take along one or two sidekicks on dates. There is nothing lost and everything gained by this new practice. Every lonely person will be thrilled to be invited as an extra.

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#2 2007-12-07 21:01:30

orangeplus wrote:

The concept of charity is being applied to the dating game and attractive men and women are donating their services.

Wake me when that charity includes mercy fucks. Any straight male who can't book his dance card solid in SF or any gay neighborhood is either blind or a dead ringer for elephant man. At least that was true for me on Sherman Hill, a mostly gay neighborhood in Des Moines, when I was still a youthful glutton.

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#3 2007-12-08 07:20:38

Please. Whiny straight men are unbearable. And don't put it on me. Other heteros hate you more. Try the Great Equalizer:

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