#2 2007-12-08 00:27:17
Could they have found someone with less charisma to play Speed? The original Speed Racer from the cartoon was a hot-headed pretty boy who liked danger...this dude is a fucking emo kid. I'll go see it, but I'll be pissed off!
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#3 2007-12-08 00:45:13
Yeah, but I'd totally nail Trixie. In front of my wife. Hell, on top of my wife.
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#4 2007-12-08 01:10:33
I was never a fan of the Speed Racer cartoon...but that trailer gives me the urge to go out and shoot up a mall.
I saw Susan Sarandon in there, and that depresses me...but right there at the end? Was that Matthew Fox? Was that my Jack Shepherd?! Somebody dies for this.
This looks to rival Ghost Rider for absolute cinematical awfulness. Occasionally I think about starting up a "Pig-Biting Awful Movies" thread, but I'm afraid we might crash the server.
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#5 2007-12-08 01:16:59
George Orr wrote:
Occasionally I think about starting up a "Pig-Biting Awful Movies" thread, but I'm afraid we might crash the server.
"I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry"
I like a stupid comedy, but this was awful on so many levels I wouldn't even know where to begin. I fell asleep...my husband stayed awake long enough to fast forward to all of the scenes of Jessica Biel in her underwear.
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#6 2007-12-08 01:26:51
Screwy. The message I posted to this thread up and disappeared.
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#7 2007-12-08 05:54:18
Yeah, I don't really care about "Speed Racer." Now, should they decide to fuck with "Kimba, The White Lion" . . .
choad wrote:
Screwy. The message I posted to this thread up and disappeared.
Yeah, I thought that little issue had been resolved until one of mine disappeared the other day.
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#8 2007-12-08 11:39:03
George Orr wrote:
I was never a fan of the Speed Racer cartoon...but that trailer gives me the urge to go out and shoot up a mall.
I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read your post!
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#9 2007-12-10 16:25:07
George Orr wrote:
I saw Susan Sarandon in there, and that depresses me...but right there at the end? Was that Matthew Fox? Was that my Jack Shepherd?! Somebody dies for this.
Ditto. It's not like either of them need the money. Maybe it was for the sake of doing something with the Wachowski Brothers (now one brother short). I'll bet that was the chimp's reason.
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#10 2007-12-10 19:36:30
pALEPHx wrote:
Maybe it was for the sake of doing something with the Wachowski Brothers (now one brother short).
Let me guess: The one who under-went gender re-assignment surgery?
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#11 2007-12-11 02:56:58
And to think, you got that on the first try. I really need to start making my allusions gayer and more obscure.
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#12 2007-12-12 03:33:36
pALEPHx wrote:
And to think, you got that on the first try. I really need to start making my allusions gayer and more obscure.
No this is the real reason Emile Hirsch is the star... think about the rest of his movies. He still has a cock and Lana wants it.
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#13 2007-12-12 08:21:20
Don't worry, they will hide all of the bad acting and blase' writing under hyperactive CGI and a gut churning sound track and nobody will notice.
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#14 2007-12-12 15:18:05
Dreadw0lf wrote:
No this is the real reason Emile Hirsch is the star... think about the rest of his movies. He still has a cock and Lana wants it.
Is that what his name is. Hmph. Didn't even know he existed until just now, and I'm still not sure that I do.
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Don't worry, they will hide all of the bad acting and blase' writing under hyperactive CGI and a gut churning sound track and nobody will notice.
I guess that describes every movie they've ever made. Sad, really.
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