#1 2011-08-29 06:10:48

And achieving a weight of one ton is certainly a weighty one!

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#2 2011-08-29 11:27:29

I support this form of public suicide over the more popular methods such as "suicide by cop" or "let's give the train driver eternal nightmares"


I know this is an old hat but I don't care - I move that asshats be reserved only for current event types of posts.  There is shit out there I think we can all enjoy a replay of.

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#3 2011-08-29 14:07:48

Emmeran wrote:

I know this is an old hat but I don't care - I move that asshats be reserved only for current event types of posts.  There is shit out there I think we can all enjoy a replay of.

This was published the 19th of this month, how could it be an old hat?  If you're thinking of the last time an item was posted about a woman trying to become The Biggest Blob, that blob had a zebra daughter and the zebra's sperm donor living with her.  This pig has declared herself in competition with the other pig, and states she's winning.

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#4 2011-08-29 14:35:04

Each person has the right to get as fat as they wish, so long as the food they eat and the salary of the person who wipes their ass isn't paid by the public dole.

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#5 2011-08-29 16:54:02

phreddy wrote:

Each person has the right to get as fat as they wish, so long as the food they eat and the salary of the person who wipes their ass isn't paid by the public dole.

In addition, no insurance company should be forced to cover them, thereby inflating premiums for people not wishing to develop their own gravity.

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#6 2011-08-30 17:26:14

From the looks of her, it will be unlikely she'll make it to age 42 anyway.

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