#1 2011-09-13 07:36:55
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#2 2011-09-13 09:13:40
You can dump any dead teenagers you want into my trash can, no problem. But if I catch any more of them cutting through my yard late at night and stealing the oranges off of my trees, there isn't going to be room...
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#3 2011-09-13 21:42:53
GooberMcNutly wrote:
You can dump any dead teenagers you want into my trash can, no problem. But if I catch any more of them cutting through my yard late at night and stealing the oranges off of my trees, there isn't going to be room...
I was the not-so-proud recipient of a .420 load of rock salt to the derriere in my youth, for stealing pears from a nearby orchard...
That pretty much stopped me from ever doing it again.
Just an observation.
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#4 2011-09-14 08:16:56
I wouldn't even mind if the kids ate the oranges or took them home. But they are usually used to throw at each other or sometimes at my house. My favorite deterrent has been a super soaker with cheap Dollar General perfume. But next time it happens and I catch them, it's going to be worse.
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