#1 2011-10-14 15:29:03
You're better off tattooing a dick to your forehead, or streaking through a crowded mall, or something that doesn't directly affect the well being of your sphincter because buddy, if this goes horribly wrong it could haunt you forever... And really, honestly, nobody here wants you to wind up the Bhut of this Jolokia.
Hi RT!
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#2 2011-10-14 16:23:01
This is the sort of thing we need to encourage!
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#3 2011-10-14 16:56:41
Hmmm... maybe line his ass with 'NewSkin'?
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#4 2011-10-14 22:51:42
That's the great thing about peppers, as much as you would swear that you are actually on fire, no physical damage is occurring.
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#5 2011-10-14 23:08:47
This may be true of garden variety peppers; having something this potent on a mucus membrane may prove to be another matter.
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#7 2011-10-15 07:01:27
His colon will be spastic for a day or two and irritated for 3 or 4, but I doubt that it will eat through the lining after 6 seconds of contact. Sure, if he figged a whole pepper up there for an hour he might actually damage something. But his colon and sphincter will be yodeling and the effluvium will wash most of it out.
Scotch Bonnet juice in the toothpaste was a college prank favorite. The mint just accelerates it.
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#8 2011-10-15 08:28:36
choad wrote:
I was weaned on street vendor ceviche in toddlerhood and have cooked with fresh hot pepper almost ever since. Only ever have to rinse neglect once before retrieving your pecker to pee. You'll remember a lifetime. Oct 11, 1984.
You are right on that one. After completing my first habanero pepper harvest, I went and took a squirt. BIIIIIIG MISTAKE! I can forget 911 but I could never forget that day.
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#9 2011-10-16 20:15:31
12/04/08 and it was my birthday to boot.
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