#3 2011-11-03 15:12:52

Nowhere here do I see the see word oxymoron but ok, I'll bite. Do they offer redecorating tips? Theater workshops? Civil weddings? Adoption services? Bath houses? Fur styling and fetish wear, or fur optional dining? Gender reassignment surgery? Free condoms? Needle exchange? Aids awareness? Lesbo monkey sex and turd tossing as performance art? For fuck's sake, is there even a zoo pride parade?

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#4 2011-11-03 17:41:08

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#5 2011-11-03 18:12:41

choad wrote:

Nowhere here do I see the see word oxymoron but ok, I'll bite. Do they offer redecorating tips? Theater workshops? Civil weddings? Adoption services? Bath houses? Fur styling and fetish wear, or fur optional dining? Gender reassignment surgery? Free condoms? Needle exchange? Aids awareness? Lesbo monkey sex and turd tossing as performance art? For fuck's sake, is there even a zoo pride parade?

What about the big taboo, cross species sex?  Pity the squirrel who is the sex object of the zebra.  How do they know these animals have signaled consent.  What about rape?  Is there a social worker on staff who can communicate with the victims?  I see fertile ground for Gloria Allred.

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#6 2011-11-03 19:24:38

Damn, silly season's started early this cycle, hasn't it...

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#7 2011-11-08 23:07:27

George Orr wrote:

Damn, silly season's started early this cycle, hasn't it...

Ayup.

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#8 2011-11-08 23:14:57

George Orr wrote:

Damn, silly season's started early this cycle, hasn't it...

I didn't think it had ended the last cycle yet.

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#10 2011-11-09 13:27:00

insomniac wrote:

George Orr wrote:

Damn, silly season's started early this cycle, hasn't it...

I didn't think it had ended the last cycle yet.

Someone dosed it 'roids and crack.

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#11 2011-11-09 17:10:45

Someone dosed it 'roids and crack.

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It's what some call a stink bomb.

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#12 2011-11-09 19:54:22

Fled wrote:

Someone dosed it 'roids and crack.

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It's what some call a stink bomb.

I don't care who ya'll are...that's just funny.

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#13 2011-11-09 19:59:45

Why not just tell the kids that the one on the bottom is female and leave it at that? Nothing works better than the truth.

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