#1 2007-12-10 23:09:41

...could include your shit.

Just in time for the holidays!

If you've got so much money that you're just looking for new ways to waste it, Tobias Wong and Ju$t Another Rich Kid created the Gold Pill for you. It's a pill dipped in gold and filled with 24-karat gold leaf. You're supposed to eat it "to increase your self-worth." That would be funny if it didn't cost $425 for the joke. Supposedly an added benefit is that it will make your poop sparkle, but no one seems to have proven that part yet (and if you do, please don't send us the pictures). This is either genius social commentary or a brilliant way to bilk rich people out of their money.

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#2 2007-12-11 02:29:41

Damn! You beat me to it! And you even chose a similar title; I was going to use All That Glitters is Gold.

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#3 2007-12-11 02:43:14

Pointed commentary, yes, but really no more ridiculous than adorning cakes with gold leaf. And, yes, they do that.

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#4 2007-12-11 14:39:38

Taint wrote:

Pointed commentary, yes, but really no more ridiculous than adorning cakes with gold leaf. And, yes, they do that.

At least the gold leaf on cakes is decorative.  Not too much demand for decorating your innards.

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#5 2007-12-11 14:57:11

Damn you Taint, I know where to get goldleaf cake in town. And they make delicious cake. And now I want cake, Citizen Cake. Damn you and your cake. cake.

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#6 2007-12-11 14:59:38

You uncovered my nefarious plan. Mwuahaha.

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