#2 2011-12-12 13:17:55
Ah, dick head cousins. I had a cousin, years ago, who after being taken in by another cousin when he had hit hard times, returned the thanks by selling off his host's household goods and keeping the cash for himself. He was pretty much a dick all his life so it wasn't terribly surprising when he turned up dead several years later on some railroad tracks outside town.
Needless to say, it was a closed casket funeral.
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#3 2011-12-12 13:34:54
Don't get me wrong, I'm no prince, but.........Holy Fuck.
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#4 2011-12-12 18:03:22
Seriously? I was just reading about that on www.happyplace.com. Listed it as the 5 people you wouldn't want to be right now.
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#5 2011-12-12 18:12:19
My condolences at the loss of your aunt, but at least you'll be able to top most people in a dick-head relative contest. I have a nephew-in-law that is a posterboy redneck. He even brags about shooting a deer out the bathroom window of his double-wide. He also 'just doesn't know' if evolution is real or not.
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#6 2011-12-12 18:41:34
Bravo! So close...
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#7 2011-12-12 19:06:29
My condolences on having a crappy cousin. We all have at least one branch of the family tree that we'd like to lop off. In my case it's mostly distant relatives, though geographically they aren't nearly distant enough.
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#8 2011-12-12 19:28:02
Roger_That wrote:
Seriously? I was just reading about that on www.happyplace.com. Listed it as the 5 people you wouldn't want to be right now.
Looks like we might be dewsh bag royalty.
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#9 2011-12-12 19:47:44
Bigcat wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Seriously? I was just reading about that on www.happyplace.com. Listed it as the 5 people you wouldn't want to be right now.
Looks like we might be dewsh bag royalty.
You need to find a way to capitalize on this.
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#10 2011-12-12 20:33:00
Your cousin was mentioned on my local newscast tonight, and I'm nowhere near Pennsylvania. Since he's a relative, I suppose you still have to be nice to him during the holiday season, even though his existence is a major embarrassment for you.
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#11 2011-12-12 21:17:15
Everyone needs their 15 seconds of fame.
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#12 2011-12-12 22:46:33
fnord wrote:
Your cousin was mentioned on my local newscast tonight, and I'm nowhere near Pennsylvania. Since he's a relative, I suppose you still have to be nice to him during the holiday season, even though his existence is a major embarrassment for you.
I heard it on NPR's Morning Edition. You're pseudo-famousish.
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#13 2011-12-13 00:22:54
Roger_That wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
Seriously? I was just reading about that on www.happyplace.com. Listed it as the 5 people you wouldn't want to be right now.
Looks like we might be dewsh bag royalty.
You need to find a way to capitalize on this.
I am going to go to the strip club tomorrow night. I will tell the ladies and see if they will give me free lap dances/ fluters.
The craziest thing about it is, my aunt isn't really all thay mad. I might take her with me???
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#14 2011-12-13 00:28:39
fnord wrote:
Your cousin was mentioned on my local newscast tonight, and I'm nowhere near Pennsylvania. Since he's a relative, I suppose you still have to be nice to him during the holiday season, even though his existence is a major embarrassment for you.
My holiday celebrations usually consist of sitting in my basement with my guitar and some Grandaddy Purple and hanging out, quality holiday fun doesn't need to include anyone else.
As a sidebar, When Scott was 14, he got the shit beat out of him in school because he wore girls underwear on the same day as gym class. I didn't take part in the beating of him but I didn't discourage it either. He has always been a tool bag.
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#15 2011-12-13 11:33:31
Bigcat wrote:
fnord wrote:
Your cousin was mentioned on my local newscast tonight, and I'm nowhere near Pennsylvania. Since he's a relative, I suppose you still have to be nice to him during the holiday season, even though his existence is a major embarrassment for you.
My holiday celebrations usually consist of sitting in my basement with my guitar and some Grandaddy Purple and hanging out, quality holiday fun doesn't need to include anyone else.
As a sidebar, When Scott was 14, he got the shit beat out of him in school because he wore girls underwear on the same day as gym class. I didn't take part in the beating of him but I didn't discourage it either. He has always been a tool bag.
Girl's underwear? Sounds like his "tool bag" is really a purse.
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