#1 2011-12-21 11:09:08
OK, I'm actually here by choice visiting my father and step-mother (who is from Texas and is visiting with her own family for the holiday). Nonetheless, as a pinko-commie from San Francisco, I am suitably appalled by absolutely everything around me for the next five days.
Your assignment: using Texas and things Texan as your theme, amuse me. A suitably unmotivating prize will be offered to the person who posts the most horrendous or amusing item.
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#2 2011-12-21 11:23:19
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#3 2011-12-21 11:32:45
When you shoot from behind, the target area becomes a lot narrower.
But look at me, trying to tell you of all people about the Texas Heart Shot.
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#4 2011-12-21 11:40:04
Careful Taint, If they find out you posted any negativity about the Soverien Nation of Texas (S.N.o.T) You will receive the death penalty and it WILL be carried out. Since you already admitted to being a pinko commie, there are no appeals, straight to the death chamber.
You will be sadly missed.
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#5 2011-12-21 13:14:38
There's always Austin.
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#6 2011-12-21 13:35:36
You could always take some pole dancing classes and praise jebus...
http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/pole-da … x-20110317
Last edited by Roger_That (2011-12-21 13:37:22)
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