#52 2008-09-02 15:58:16

High Street: Keeping Up With the News You Need

Oh, and I give her three months, tops.

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#53 2008-09-02 16:27:54

Taint wrote:

High Street: Keeping Up With the News You Need

If not for HS, I would have never heard of Nancy Grace, Amy Whinehouse, Jeff Foxworthy, Michael Phelps, or Paris Hilton's voice.  You all are my cultural filter.

choad's link wrote:

She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning.

I don’t believe it.  The LDLo for intravenous THC in monkeys is 373mg/kg body weight.  If she weighs 50kg, she would have to inject over 18g of pure THC to risk death.  Unfortunately, even very the best hash is 20% THC, tops.  So now we need 90g (>3oz.) of hash before our weakest test human croaks.  From everything y’all have posted here, she has a herculean constitution.

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#54 2008-09-02 16:42:08

phoQ wrote:

If not for HS, I would have never heard of Nancy Grace, Amy Whinehouse, Jeff Foxworthy, Michael Phelps, or Paris Hilton's voice.  You all are my cultural filter.

My list is lots longer and I still haven't forgiven y'all for my Nancy Grace nightmares. I'll square accounts if I live long enough.

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#56 2008-11-07 07:12:27

A dark london street... A car pulls up, the door creaks open... and before your eyes can avert the horror...

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#57 2008-11-07 08:06:46

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My guess is she'll join all the other "Keith Richards" freaks of nature and tour into her 60s.

I know a reasonably coherent woman of 98 who spent 60 years addicted to junk. Eubie Blake burned through 2 packs of smokes and a pound of candy a day and lived to a hundred. It happens.

Incidentally, you see Fled's banner?

https://cruelery.com/header/h7-LOGO.jpg

Kinda makes you want to rethink that now doesn't it?
She looks as though she died 3 weeks ago.

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#58 2008-11-07 09:24:58

Her clock may be about to strike. Her husband was just realeased from prison where she had been spending a thousand pounds or more a day to buy him protection and keep him doped up. He was released straight into a detox rehab  before he could see her. Ron Wood was recently at the same place. When he gets out in a few weeks and reunites with Amy he will be at real risk for an Od when they start binging. I can't imagine that she will not follow him down.

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#59 2008-11-07 20:51:25

Separated at birth?

http://www.wwtdd.com/ul/44681-1.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/HarpoMarx41e.jpg

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#60 2008-11-07 22:03:03

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/430_drugs.jpg

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#61 2008-11-07 22:13:46

She's an amateur.  Doesn't know when to put the brakes on.  It woulda been illegal drugs, perscription drugs, alcohol, or just plain old fashioned suicide.  It's in her stars, sad to say.

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#62 2008-11-07 22:47:29

Dmtdust wrote:

She's an amateur.  Doesn't know when to put the brakes on.  It woulda been illegal drugs, perscription drugs, alcohol, or just plain old fashioned suicide.  It's in her stars, sad to say.

It could be inexperience, or she could be an addict.

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#63 2008-11-07 22:57:58

addict/amateur its the same.

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#64 2008-11-17 20:52:27

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#65 2008-11-17 20:53:12

She looks like Keith Richards, only more so.

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#66 2008-11-17 21:43:07

Dmtdust wrote:

She looks like Keith Richards, only more so.

If the rumors are true, KR can afford to get his blood swapped out every now and then. It doesn't seem as if Wino has been partaking...anything but orally, that is.

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#67 2008-11-17 22:04:47

I'll state the obvious:  Is Wilbur channeling the great Equine?

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#68 2008-11-17 22:14:27

S H E   D O E S N ' T   W E A R   S E A T B E L T S!

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#71 2008-11-25 09:50:49

I wish these 2 would just die already.

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#72 2008-11-25 16:10:53

Dmtdust wrote:

She looks like Keith Richards, only more so.

You know things are bad when you can make Keith Richards look good by comparison.

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#73 2008-11-25 18:51:56

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/18552/awbeforeafterthumb.jpg

Dayumn.

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#74 2008-11-26 11:04:12

What's with all the fucking gross shit on her face? Eew.

http://i38.tinypic.com/f02rfb.jpg

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#75 2009-03-06 12:27:08

Breaking news! You may thank me with financial contributions or small, expensive gifts.

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#76 2009-05-11 11:39:08

Still going

Amy Winehouse was booed and jeered to tears during her first performance of 2009.

The troubled singer appeared to be intoxicated when she played at the St Lucia Jazz Festival on Friday and after cutting her set short disgruntled fans vented their anger toward her.

Amy - who is currently staying on the Caribbean island as she attempts to overcome her problems with drink and drugs and write new material - started to sob before collapsing on stage amid the jeers.

"Amy could barely stand up, she didn't know the words to her songs. It's a disgrace. She was so drunk she didn't know where she was. She's a lost cause, said one unhappy fan.

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#77 2009-05-11 14:29:51

My money's still on Pete Doherty.

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#78 2009-05-11 19:56:51

The hairstyle is always the dead giveaway. It's a portent of doom.

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#79 2009-05-14 00:27:42

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#81 2009-05-22 15:03:22

... and giving....

I'm thinking we better call a lock on the bets now... we're gettin' close to post time...

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#82 2009-05-22 15:30:10

A twenty five year old doesn't become dehydrated without the assistance of a goodly amount of drugs.

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#83 2009-05-22 16:57:39

whosasailorthen wrote:

I'm thinking we better call a lock on the bets now... we're gettin' close to post time...

Independence Day, massive overdose of heroin.

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#84 2009-05-23 14:35:08

She has to get clean first-these junkies build up a tolerance. I vote rehab, lots of publicity, and then two weeks after release, it's a greatest hits album posthumous release.

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#85 2009-05-23 18:20:49

After some reflection, I'll go with the Keith-Richards-junkie-rocker-struldbrug concept.

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#86 2009-05-27 03:09:03

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#88 2009-05-27 11:41:33

What IS that? A crack pipe burn?

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#89 2009-05-27 11:57:03

icangetyouatoe wrote:

What IS that? A crack pipe burn?

Most likely a track mark with a surrounding margin of healing tissue that had previously been scratched raw.

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#90 2009-05-27 12:34:19

I'm taking the long odds on it being Lyme disease.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/Bullseye_Lyme_Disease_Rash.jpg

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#91 2009-05-27 13:38:02

Who the heck shoots up in the top of a thigh?

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#92 2009-05-27 13:47:46

whosasailorthen wrote:

Who the heck shoots up in the top of a thigh?

Yeah, what kind of recreational drug do you shoot intramuscularly?

Whatever it is, it'd better be good.

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#93 2009-05-27 13:55:24

All kinds.  Special K... Junk, Coke... slower come on, or so I have been told

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#94 2009-05-27 15:47:35

Dmtdust wrote:

All kinds.  Special K... Junk, Coke... slower come on, or so I have been told

I'd go with Ketamine and H and the slower rush.

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#95 2009-05-27 15:53:45

I'd say it's a sunburn that's peeling prematurely, likely due to obsessive picking around a bug bite.

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#96 2009-05-27 23:04:49

My bet is on "bug bite" that she merely scratched mercilessly enough to remove the peeling layers of that horrible bake job she somehow managed to get on just one leg.

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#97 2009-05-28 11:19:04

http://i41.tinypic.com/zwjdjn.jpg

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#98 2009-06-09 11:21:52

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#100 2009-06-11 09:27:05

icangetyouatoe wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/08/pete-doherty-arrested-fin_n_212432.html

I always said this was a neck and neck race with Doherty.

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