The NY Times is too kind.  Though I feel for his family, really, the man will not be missed by anyone that I know.  The cause of death?  Maybe he absorbed too much of his own vitriol and bile.  What a waste of talent and humanity.

Found:

Rather than screetch at these repugnant hateful right wingers shouldn't we just let the events of the day take their natural course of progression? Can't say I'm glad when a father of four "assumes room temperature" (an oh so witty Flush Limbaugh phrase) but it does seem like the forces of some kind of kosmic karma are arrayed to run over the haters dogma? ref - "In the hours immediately following Senator Ted Kennedy's death, Breitbart called Kennedy a "villain", a "duplicitous bastard", a "prick" and "a special pile of human excrement."

Oh the wailing and beating of breast has reached a real crescendo on certain locales on the interwebbies, i.e. comments at Retort etc.

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Cadenhead just shared this with me.  So much brilliance, so misdirected:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.supp … bart&pli=1

Not mine, posted in haste.

For the life of me, I can't understand why he kept showing up on TV after everybody knew he deliberately lied and got that lady fired. What does somebody have to do to get disqualified from the public forum? Really, somebody come up with something.

I'm going to say a heart attack caused by long term crystal meth usage and the stress of being a closeted homosexual!

Choked on Anthony's Weiner?

Poisoned by his own spit is my guess, either that or he finally choked on Satan's cock. Whichever, I'll put money on the fact that when he was found he was lying. "Nothing became him in life so much as the leaving of it."

Some choice rcade crossposts from the Drudge wake.

Did he really die or just edit a video to make it look like he was dead?

I feel sorry for the family's loss. And by loss I mean the loss they're going to experience when Shirley Sherrod decimates the Breitbart estate.

They're starting a new website to go with Bighollywood, biggovernment and all the other "big" propaganda sites: Bigwormmeal.

Has Mitt given this bloated shitstain a Mormon baptism yet?

Spud heard that Santorum got to the body first and stuck it in a jar and put in up on his piano to keep his kid company.

Required Reading 101: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/bl … e-20120301
(a bit ham fisted....)

Ok, I read Tom Clancy. Breitbart was definitely assassinated.

Ok, I used to read Tom Clancy. The Twin Towers were definitely rigged to implode by the CIA. A Japanese airline pilot definitely flew his airliner into the Capital Building. The Russians definitely invaded Iceland. Some Irish-American clown definitely told Prince Charles to suck it up and fuck Diana more often.

tojo2000 wrote:

Best.  Obituary.  Evar.

Have you evar been hatted within a thread?  Now Ya Have!

Ritalin overdose.

Oh, I don't think so.  You don't see Matt cobbling videos together to say something whilst in truth something else was being said, you don't have him having his minions posing as pimps with hidden cameras and the list goes on.

It was the end justifies the way with Breitbart.  What a colossal waste of talent. 

http://workbench.cadenhead.org/news/367 … g-argument

A douche is a douche, no matter what method of cunt-flooding they proliferate.

Mark Ames (Taibbi's co-conspirator on Exile) wins the prize for most bilious obit:

http://exiledonline.com/mark-ames-1-and … 99s-grave/

Hi, kids. Daddy missed you.

Holy Fuck that's cold.  Don't want to get on his bad side.

Uh, Dad?  We wrecked the car.  Sorry.

XregnaR wrote:

A douche is a douche, no matter what method of cunt-flooding they proliferate.

I've known A-list douche bags in my time, including this guy, and that's bankable, gospel truth.

XregnaR wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Best.  Obituary.  Evar.

Matt Taibbi is as much of a douche as Breitbart, but in the other direction.

If you define 'douche' as being someone who publishes embarrassing material on public figures and institutions, then yes by all means they both come with hoses and nozzles. The difference is that Taibbi researches and documents his material before publishing, but Breitbart maliciously edited and misconstrued his. That's a substantial difference, and keep in mind that douchebags are useful tools for keeping the body politic clean and sweet-smelling.

One more point, Tiabbi is not a greasy fat fuck given to apoplectic screaming rants. Go ahead and watch this and see if he wasn't an infarction waiting to happen.

Mark Ames (via rcade) kinda says it all.

I heard the man leaves two children.  I say without malice (though you may not believe me) that those children are better off growing up fatherless than being raised by the kind of psychopath this man was.

tojo2000 wrote:

This just in:  James O'Keefe seen turning in an application at Applebee's.

Muhwahahahahahahahaaaa!

choad wrote:

The plot thickens!

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/yeswecannabis.png

Baltimore Sun: Broke Barack Mountain, The Wonder Years wrote:

In a stunning coincidence, It appears Andrew Breitbart suffered his untimely death just hours before he was set to release damning video footage that could have sunk Barack Obama’s 2012 re-election campaign.

Yeah right. And if it is never released that will prove that Andy was murdered. I think I'll hold my breath until then.

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whosasailorthen wrote:

Conspiracy... murdered by the left.  You heard it here first.

And now... the REST of the story....

Conspiracy