#1 2007-12-17 14:41:21
Jesus has finally seen fit to bestow his image on a much more permanent monument to his greatness than a tortilla.
I'm afraid I don't see him, but I'll take this guy's word for it.
http://www.knbc.com/news/14871956/detail.html
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#2 2007-12-17 14:42:43
Hi sofa! Hope you are all better now!
P.S. If that is Jesus, man is he messed up. He must've gotten into a fight with a biker or something.
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#3 2007-12-17 14:46:25
George Orr wrote:
Hi sofa! Hope you are all better now!
So much better, I absconded with Mister and the kiddos for a few days.
It's a Festivus miracle! I am fixed and sober and stoked.
Missed you all, but I was forbidden access to communications.
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#4 2007-12-17 14:57:05
George Orr wrote:
Hi sofa! Hope you are all better now!
P.S. If that is Jesus, man is he messed up. He must've gotten into a fight with a biker or something.
Yes. The chocolate Jesus below is much nicer. I looked again, and I kind of see the one on the meteorite. He looks thrashed, like they stoned him to death instead of crucifying him.
Q: Why did they crucify Jesus instead of stoning him to death?
A: Because it's easier to cross yourself than it is to pound yourself all over.
Mmmm. Delicious Chocolate Jeezus.
I'ma go binge on Christmahannukwanizikah candy now.
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#5 2007-12-17 14:58:35
sofaking wrote:
I was forbidden access to communications.
Well child, it is good you are healing well.
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#6 2007-12-17 15:17:26
MSG Tripps wrote:
sofaking wrote:
I was forbidden access to communications.
Well child, it is good you are healing well.
Thank you, Dhal.
You know, now that I think about it, it's a shame they pulverized my kidney stone.
I bet it looked like Jesus, too.
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#7 2007-12-17 15:19:28
sofaking wrote:
I bet it looked like Jesus, too.
Then again, so does my ass.
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#8 2007-12-17 15:28:57
Minus the crown of thorns I trust. Nest time someone tells me to put my faith in Jesus, I think I'll say "no thanks."
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#9 2007-12-17 15:33:19
Fled wrote:
Nest {sic} time someone tells me to put my faith in Jesus
No shit? When did you start thinking?
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#11 2007-12-17 16:26:15
MSG Tripps wrote:
Fled wrote:
Nest {sic} time someone tells me to put my faith in Jesus
No shit? When did you start thinking?
The irony is thick, almost opaque.
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#12 2007-12-17 17:43:58
George Orr wrote:
Hi sofa! Hope you are all better now!
P.S. If that is Jesus, man is he messed up. He must've gotten into a fight with a biker or something.
It's Jesus alright, from back when he was part of Tool's entourage. Don't you remember him in the Sober video?
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#13 2007-12-17 18:13:55
Fled wrote:
The irony is thick, almost opaque.
And there it is.
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#14 2007-12-17 18:37:34
Savor the savior
Sweet Jesus.
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#17 2007-12-18 01:33:34
I’ve said it before: Jesus and his mother have the worst booking agents and publicists.
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#18 2007-12-18 12:48:37
fnord wrote:
I’ve said it before: Jesus and his mother have the worst booking agents and publicists.
And, yet, here we are talking about it. I'd say Mary and her kid have more than gotten their money's worth.
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