#302 2017-06-12 11:17:40

AI 'good for the world'... says ultra-lifelike robot

I admit, I posted that mostly for the title. Little really new in the article.

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#303 2017-06-12 12:19:29

GooberMcNutly wrote:

AI 'good for the world'... says ultra-lifelike robot

I admit, I posted that mostly for the title. Little really new in the article.

I'd be happy if more of my fellow Americans had intelligence of any kind.

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#305 2017-06-15 19:06:08

Moving towards unmanned everything, after all - drones don't swear loyalty to a constitution.

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#306 2017-06-15 20:29:27

Baywolfe wrote:

I'd be happy if more of my fellow Americans had intelligence of any kind.

LOL.

Is there a "Like" button? Why isn't there a "Like" button?

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#307 2017-06-29 16:14:12

China’s All-Seeing Surveillance State Is Reading Its Citizens’ Faces

The Chinese Ministry of Public Security—its national police force—and other agencies called in 2015 for the creation of an “omnipresent, completely connected, always on and fully controllable” nationwide video-surveillance network as a public-safety imperative. In a policy statement, the agencies included “facial comparison” in a list of techniques to be used to improve surveillance networks.

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#308 2017-07-13 10:40:51

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#309 2017-07-17 09:41:10

Giant Ziplock Baggies Full of Lambs Are Going to Change Everything

In April, researchers announced they had managed to keep several extremely premature lambs alive and growing in artificial wombs. After spending up to four weeks in a clear plastic "extra-uterine device" at the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, each sheep transformed from a decidedly undercooked fetal specimen to a much more robust critter with long limbs and a fluffy wool coat, the sort of animal you wouldn't be terribly alarmed to see plop to the ground in a field on a spring afternoon.

https://d1jn4vzj53eli5.cloudfront.net/mc/2013_07/2017_04/vjjdd.jpg?h=207&w=276

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#311 2017-07-21 16:03:26

No gifv support?

http://i.imgur.com/mFz42uP.gifv

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#312 2017-07-21 16:35:33

https://media.giphy.com/media/11dobr21AqzwpG/giphy.gif
(I converted it into a real gif.)

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#313 2017-07-31 10:36:45

AI bots create their own language to converse with each other, leaving humans behind:

http://gadgets.ndtv.com/social-networki … ge-1731309

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#314 2017-07-31 21:23:21

Smudge wrote:

AI bots create their own language to converse with each other, leaving humans behind:

http://gadgets.ndtv.com/social-networki … ge-1731309

All my adolescent fears are coming true.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/157_colossus_the_forbin_project.jpg

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#315 2017-08-04 00:30:23

https://68.media.tumblr.com/63880b584dd420b35f8a70d9a15fa7d0/tumblr_ot8u1juF9y1vnvjy3o1_1280.jpg

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#316 2017-08-05 08:16:02

Forget the rest, this is how  the human race ends.

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#317 2017-08-05 10:18:39

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Forget the rest, this is how  the human race ends.

However, there appears to be little scope for flexibility in China’s Communist Party-controlled courts, where a near perfect conviction rate results in more than 99 percent of defendants being found guilty.

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#318 2017-08-16 11:19:45

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KAeZ2YNrg5o/hqdefault.jpg

10 CLICK
20 GOTO 10

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#319 2017-08-24 10:10:28

https://cruelery.com/uploads/165_2017-08-24_1009.png

Kill it, kill it with fire...

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#320 2017-08-24 14:07:15

Fuck the IoT, stupidest idea evar.

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#322 2017-09-03 13:35:13

Phwoah.
I'd like to be able to leave an eloquent comment, but I'm frankly at a loss for words.  Phwoah.

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#323 2017-09-03 13:45:52

George Orr wrote:

Phwoah.
I'd like to be able to leave an eloquent comment, but I'm frankly at a loss for words.  Phwoah.

America is obscenely well positioned to weather the robo-manufacturing revolution, the larger question is how well we will weather the resulting war.

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#324 2017-09-06 01:43:51

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/drones4kids.png


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#325 2017-09-07 13:44:31

So...we're putting a band together...


Automatica Preview from Nigel Stanford on Vimeo.




Automatica - Drum Robots from Nigel Stanford on Vimeo.

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#326 2017-09-11 14:25:02

https://cruelery.com/uploads/11_at_the_factory.jpg

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#327 2017-09-18 17:21:59

Have the Chinese ever really gotten the concept of "rental"?

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#328 2017-09-27 12:42:46

https://i.imgur.com/JlBr4y5.gif

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#329 2017-10-02 11:37:36

No stab-you-in-the-dick bots please. Bonus slideshow of a creepy lovedoll makeout session half way down the page. (Is he *smelling* her?)

Last edited by GooberMcNutly (2017-10-02 11:38:08)

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#330 2017-10-02 12:15:06

GooberMcNutly wrote:

No stab-you-in-the-dick bots please. Bonus slideshow of a creepy lovedoll makeout session half way down the page. (Is he *smelling* her?)

Usage of the terms "hacking" and "penis" in the same sentence should be prohibited.

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#331 2017-10-02 20:47:13

https://cruelery.com/uploads/11_blaine.jpg

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#332 2017-10-03 13:21:36

Wait until their lawyers show them how it's cheaper to keep some poor schmoe in the cab, "monitoring" the train, so when it T-bones a bus full of nuns, it's cheaper to fire him than have to re-certify the trains to run autonomously. Lots of people would sign up for a low paying job of doing nothing on a train all day.

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#333 2017-10-04 13:40:16

In related news, I got my best sleep in a couple of months after reading this before bed:

Physicists find we’re not living in a computer simulation

https://s1.postimg.org/41uihie233/155400-science-fiction-the-matrix.jpg

~ CLICK ~

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#334 2017-10-04 17:20:34

Smudge wrote:

In related news, I got my best sleep in a couple of months after reading this before bed:

Physicists find we’re not living in a computer simulation

https://s1.postimg.org/41uihie233/15540 … matrix.jpg

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Nope:
https://media.giphy.com/media/vS5J5d5i0NsHK/giphy.gif

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#335 2017-10-04 20:27:38

Emmeran wrote:

Smudge wrote:

In related news, I got my best sleep in a couple of months after reading this before bed:

Physicists find we’re not living in a computer simulation

https://s1.postimg.org/41uihie233/15540 … matrix.jpg

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Nope:
https://media.giphy.com/media/vS5J5d5i0NsHK/giphy.gif

Using a manufactured planet's biological matrix as a computer designed to discover the ultimate question, is not the same as living in a computer simulation.

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#336 2017-10-04 20:47:17

Baywolfe wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Smudge wrote:

In related news, I got my best sleep in a couple of months after reading this before bed:

Physicists find we’re not living in a computer simulation

https://s1.postimg.org/41uihie233/15540 … matrix.jpg

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Nope:
https://media.giphy.com/media/vS5J5d5i0NsHK/giphy.gif

Using a manufactured planet's biological matrix as a computer designed to discover the ultimate question, is not the same as living in a computer simulation.

That was the point of the entire story...      ...he wasn't real he was a figment of a computer simulation who happened to escape.

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#337 2017-10-05 13:38:09

Emmeran wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

Using a manufactured planet's biological matrix as a computer designed to discover the ultimate question, is not the same as living in a computer simulation.

That was the point of the entire story...      ...he wasn't real he was a figment of a computer simulation who happened to escape.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/157_apples.jpg  & https://cruelery.com/uploads/157_oranges.jpg

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#338 2017-10-05 16:34:18

https://cruelery.com/uploads/157_1200.jpg
Hit that Thang...

Gawd! I love the Onion

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#339 2017-10-06 09:42:46

Smudge wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

No stab-you-in-the-dick bots please. Bonus slideshow of a creepy lovedoll makeout session half way down the page. (Is he *smelling* her?)

Usage of the terms "hacking" and "penis" in the same sentence should be prohibited.

Don't worry, the street runs both ways.

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#340 2017-10-11 20:20:39

Humanity Gets a Laser-Shooting, Drone-Slaying Dune Buggy

https://media.wired.com/photos/59de45ec4a4f3118bf372805/master/w_582,c_limit/Scene-Setter-DuneBuggy-TA.jpg

~ Click ~

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#341 2017-10-23 14:35:17

Automation doesn't have to mean a loss of jobs.

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#342 2017-10-26 14:23:46

This is really creepy:

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#343 2017-10-26 15:43:29

Question: If a robot is a Saudi citizen, and dressed as a woman, must you still disrespect it?

I also want to know how I'm supposed to believe that there isn't some mechanical Turk with his hand up her ass? They admit that "some of" it was planned. So it's just a really good mechanical Abe Lincoln?

She may not be good at simulating a human, but she is at least as natural and smooth as a politician.

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#344 2017-10-27 11:26:28

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Question: If a robot is a Saudi citizen, and dressed as a woman, must you still disrespect it?

I also want to know how I'm supposed to believe that there isn't some mechanical Turk with his hand up her ass? They admit that "some of" it was planned. So it's just a really good mechanical Abe Lincoln?

She may not be good at simulating a human, but she is at least as natural and smooth as a politician.

Yeah, I thought the same thing.  More animatronics than robotics.  She's not passing the Turing Test any time soon.  Which is probably fine with the Arabs.

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#345 2017-10-27 16:18:27

The Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything. It can do whatever we know how to order it to perform... But it is likely to exert an indirect and reciprocal influence on science itself.

Ada Lovelace

(Lord Byron's daughter)

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#346 2017-10-28 21:54:19

You will lose your job to a robot and sooner than you think.

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#349 2017-11-18 11:53:33

GooberMcNutly wrote:

Okay, now I'm getting scared.

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#350 2017-11-19 04:04:27

Toilet Notes: Just think, we're the last generation to wipe its own ass.

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