Guy Fawkes? Thomas Jefferson? Samuel Beckett? Ron Perlman?

Tall Paul wrote:

DupeOrNot wrote:

Guy Fawkes? Thomas Jefferson? Samuel Beckett? Ron Perlman?

It has to be pairs of daddies, this is fnord, remember. I'm putting my money on Liberace and Huey Newton.

Liberace was gay?

Have you asked him?  You never know until you ask someone!

fnord wrote:

I was talking about our step-daddy Rogers Cadenhead.  Remember him?  I have zip sexual interest in him, and I'm certain he has no wish to be tied up and sodomized by me.

Perhaps the rest of us might have an interest in watch it on YouTube though, mom hasn't gotten any child support checks recently.

WCL wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

fnord wrote:

I was talking about our step-daddy Rogers Cadenhead.  Remember him?  I have zip sexual interest in him, and I'm certain he has no wish to be tied up and sodomized by me.

Perhaps the rest of us might have an interest in watch it on YouTube though, mom hasn't gotten any child support checks recently.

Compulsive. Ill-constructed. Vapid.

Not overblown, no useless insulting rhetorical flourishes, short and to the point, although pointless as I don't give a fuck. You're coming along nicely, keep up the good work!

Bigcat wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

WCL wrote:

Compulsive. Ill-constructed. Vapid.

Not overblown, no useless insulting rhetorical flourishes, short and to the point, although pointless as I don't give a fuck. You're coming along nicely, keep up the good work!

Desperate to sound intelligent but overly fucktard.

I'll bring that up at the next Mensa meeting.

Tall Paul wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

Not overblown, no useless insulting rhetorical flourishes, short and to the point, although pointless as I don't give a fuck. You're coming along nicely, keep up the good work!

Desperate to sound intelligent but overly fucktard.

I'll bring that up at the next Mensa meeting.

There are few things more pathetic than bragging about Mensa membership. I was part of a team that played Moot against a university Mensa club (Moot is the most interesting language game I've ever played, by the way). Picture a roomful of people of nominal intelligence, whose true commonality is bad breath, awkward social graces, and a distinct absence of physical comeliness. The entrance exam (which they offered to waive after we trounced them), was clearly geared towards inclusion (i.e., it was easy-peasy). They were nice folks, and very welcoming, but they stood too close, talked too loud, and their halitosis clung to us for hours. No one from our team was even vaguely tempted to join. So listen, TP, next time Bigcat makes you pee your panties and reach for the big red BRAG button, try to find something a little less sad than Mensa.

Tall Paul wrote:

WCL wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

I'll bring that up at the next Mensa meeting.

There are few things more pathetic than bragging about Mensa membership. I was part of a team that played Moot against a university Mensa club (Moot is the most interesting language game I've ever played, by the way). Picture a roomful of people of nominal intelligence, whose true commonality is bad breath, awkward social graces, and a distinct absence of physical comeliness. The entrance exam (which they offered to waive after we trounced them), was clearly geared towards inclusion (i.e., it was easy-peasy). They were nice folks, and very welcoming, but they stood too close, talked too loud, and their halitosis clung to us for hours. No one from our team was even vaguely tempted to join. So listen, TP, next time Bigcat makes you pee your panties and reach for the big red BRAG button, try to find something a little less sad than Mensa.

That's why I never paid any dues after the first year. Mensa does however serve as a fine mallet to bring out knee-jerk reactions, as Bigcat and yourself have so kindly demonstrated for me.

Your responses tend to be of the defensive, unimaginative "Nyah nyah nyah nyah so there" variety. Much like our old friend -=pENIx=-, who I'm starting to miss. He was a whiny neurotic narcissist, just like you. But he had brains. Maybe you should post on his site. I'm pretty sure you'd fit in.

Tall Paul wrote:

Whine, whine...I obsess over fnord...whine whine whine etc.

Ah, now we get to the pulsing pink meat of the matter. Fnord - I believe we have a twink for you to hogtie and bugger. I was wondering why he jumped into a conversation for which he lacked appropriate background, but now alles klar.

Tall Paul wrote:

You remind me etc.

This actually held my interest for a sentence or two, but it failed for lack of forethought. If you want to create parallels, try to make sure there are recognizable points of correspondence. Implication and say-so are not enough for a critical audience. You have done quite well in describing a moment of existential futility, but failed miserably in the crucial process of transferring the embarrassment to me. If you would like to try a rewrite, with a bit of follow-through, I'd be happy to read it again. Or (preferably), you could sew your fingers together, jam them a foot-and-a-half up your ass, and learn to type with your nose.

If you're a sensible lad you'll get off the Internet completely, and do something worthy of your imMENSAlly brilliant intellect.

Last edited by WCL (2012-04-16 04:39:58)

Tall Paul wrote:

Thanks for clearing that up, now I know why some people watch paint drying.

Yes, well, I didn't expect much, so I'm not disappointed.

I'll let Mrs. Slocombe say it for us all:


       "You're as weak as water!"

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Anyways,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROGERS  (although late).