#2 2007-12-19 01:11:10
matty.the.damned wrote:
Same reason law enforcement attracts bullies.
"The man, a school teacher, who kept his identity private, said he sold the coveted video game to punish his son and discourage him from smoking dope."
I can not tell you how much fun I had squaring accounts with asshole teachers 40 years ago because I still see many of them all the time. Burning bag of shit is still my favorite. Bill me later subscriptions to Blue Boy are a close runner up.
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#3 2007-12-19 03:02:03
"Then, yesterday, I came home from work early and what do I find? My innocent little boy smoking pot in the back yard with two of his delinquent friends...I am still considering getting him a game for his Nintendo. Maybe something like Barbie as the Island Princess or Dancing with the Stars ... I know he will just love them," the father said, tongue-in-cheek.
Condescending jackass. Typical of how teachers' children develop "problems with authority" (like the kids of police officers, politicians, psychologists, etc.). Maybe, just maybe, if he'd been paying more attention to his "innocent little boy" before he started sneaking off to get high, then he wouldn't have to punish the lad by purchasing items designed to make him feel bad by insinuating that he's a queer.
Yeah, that family is gonna have some great holidays to come. Right up to the New Year's Eve in 2017 that sonny-boy OD's on their lawn.
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#4 2007-12-19 03:17:28
. . . or he'll take out his history class in a hail of angsty gunfire.
MtD
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#5 2007-12-19 21:38:59
The kid will stick him in the worst shithole nursing home available when the time comes; then laugh at him when his ass rots off because of a huge bedsore.
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#6 2007-12-19 22:42:55
fnord wrote:
The kid will stick him in the worst shithole nursing home available when the time comes; then laugh at him when his ass rots off because of a huge bedsore.
I have a basic idea how that might work...
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#7 2007-12-19 23:23:20
Lovely Oaks is a picnic compared to where we stuck my Grandpa at Shitty Acres.
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#8 2007-12-20 00:39:07
fnord wrote:
The kid will stick him in the worst shithole nursing home available when the time comes; then laugh at him when his ass rots off because of a huge bedsore.
Of course he will.
You're starting to worry me. And for none of the reasons you'd probably want.
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