#2 2007-12-20 14:49:31

Global O wrote:

Our minds influence Matter and Quantum Energy fields, so by concentrating our thoughts during and after The Big O on peace and partnership, the combination of high orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention for peace could reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear.

But what if I can only concentrate of fucking?  Will I destroy the Quantum Energy field?  Will I be the one responsible for global annihilation?  Too much pressure, man.

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#3 2007-12-20 19:48:05

Yeah, what's the mandatory minimum for fucking up a wet dream?

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#4 2007-12-20 22:16:09

I already finished.  Where can I send my donation?

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#5 2007-12-21 11:49:59

sic

phreddy wrote:

Our minds influence Matter and Quantum Energy fields, so by concentrating our thoughts during and after The Big O on peace and partnership, the combination of high orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention for peace could reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear.

What if what gets yer rocks off is pain and degradation?  Would that offset the whole peace and love thing?  Not that pain does this for me, but I'm just interested in the various things that makes the world freak, and I know its not all peace love and understanding...

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#6 2007-12-22 16:11:42

Just a reminder, today is the day.  Try not to think of shit, vomit, or killing your favorite evil world leader when you get your rocks off today.

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#7 2007-12-22 17:56:42

"I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!"

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#8 2007-12-24 06:40:13

Baywolfe wrote:

Where can I send my donation?

Oprah wants your crunchy Kleenex. They're like Triscuits to her...and they're on the Atkins!

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