High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / A Girl's Guide To Sex With Dogs

fnord · 2012-05-17 07:20:33

http://www.kuro5hin.org.nyud.net/story/ … 222158/950

GooberMcNutly · 2012-05-17 13:49:11

No mention about how you are supposed to entice the dog to pleasure your lady bits.

WCL · 2012-05-17 15:36:30

GooberMcNutly wrote:
No mention about how you are supposed to entice the dog to pleasure your lady bits.

Try peanut butter.

Banjo · 2012-05-17 16:54:14

Knot, Knot
Who's there?
Gaping Hoo
Gaping Hoo Who?
Fuck yeah, bitch! Ain't nothing holding you back. Fetch me a treat while I get my soft on.

phreddy · 2012-05-17 19:05:10

I've posted this before, but it just seems so apropo.

Two dogs are in lock up at the vet's office.
Dobie to German Shepard: So, what are you in for?
Shepard: It's a sad story. This little kid down the block always throws rocks at me. Today he nailed me and I just lost control and mauled him pretty good. So here I sit waiting to be euthanized. How about you?
Dobie: Similar story. I always curl up on the rug in the bathroom while my mistress takes a shower. Oh, sure I get smells and urges, but I've always stayed under control. But today, when she bent over to dry her toes, I lost it. I mounted her, dug in my claws and really gave it to her.
Shepard: So, it's the needle for you too, eh?
Dobie: Me? Oh no. I'm here to get my nails clipped.

WCL · 2012-05-17 19:24:11

Woman: Doctor, I've got these terrible scratches all over my back and sides.
Doctor: No kidding, my dear - you're missing a lot of flesh. How did this happen?
Woman: It happens almost every time I make love.
Doctor: Well...maybe you should stick to the missionary position for a while.
Woman: I tried that, Doctor, but the dog's breath was sooo bad.

P.S.: (Why in the name of the Great Green Fuck would Fnord not make this an NSFW thread? Think of the fun we could be having....)

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fnord · 2012-05-17 21:12:25

WCL wrote:
P.S.: (Why in the name of the Great Green Fuck would Fnord not make this an NSFW thread? Think of the fun we could be having....)

The title should make it clear it isn't safe for work. If I have to point out to somebody that opening a thread about women having sex with dogs might not go over well during work time, the stupid fuck deserves whatever shit his boss throws at him.

Emmeran · 2012-05-17 21:23:00

fnord wrote:
WCL wrote:
P.S.: (Why in the name of the Great Green Fuck would Fnord not make this an NSFW thread? Think of the fun we could be having....)
The title should make it clear it isn't safe for work. If I have to point out to somebody that opening a thread about women having sex with dogs might not go over well during work time, the stupid fuck deserves whatever shit his boss throws at him.

Please just play along for propriety's sake.

fnord · 2012-05-17 22:58:29

Emmeran wrote:
fnord wrote:
WCL wrote:
P.S.: (Why in the name of the Great Green Fuck would Fnord not make this an NSFW thread? Think of the fun we could be having....)
The title should make it clear it isn't safe for work. If I have to point out to somebody that opening a thread about women having sex with dogs might not go over well during work time, the stupid fuck deserves whatever shit his boss throws at him.
Please just play along for propriety's sake.

A few years ago it was decided a NSFW tag wasn't needed if the title made it clear the subject was unsafe.

WCL · 2012-05-18 00:01:22

fnord wrote:
Emmeran wrote:
fnord wrote:
The title should make it clear it isn't safe for work. If I have to point out to somebody that opening a thread about women having sex with dogs might not go over well during work time, the stupid fuck deserves whatever shit his boss throws at him.
Please just play along for propriety's sake.
A few years ago it was decided a NSFW tag wasn't needed if the title made it clear the subject was unsafe.

Thanks for clarifying.

WCL · 2012-05-18 03:58:53

This isn't porn. (Note its point of origin.) Despite the music it's a lovely video.

Link to YouTube page

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WCL · 2012-05-21 15:44:20

XregnaR · 2012-05-21 22:33:28

Seriously, if any one website I visit is completely not safe for work, it's this place.

It's why I like it.

DupeOrNot · 2012-05-22 00:13:45

Word XregnaR.

Also... what is this link? That's not kuro5hin.org and kuro5hin doesn't have that story. My browser told me it wanted to do some local network bullshit, and I said "No".