#1 2012-06-14 04:24:41
A young man was caught stealing, and sentenced to death three days later.
He wanted to speak with his mother before the execution. Of course this was granted.
When his mother came to him, he said, "I want to tell you something." He said something but she could not hear. He whispered again, and when she came close to him, she put her ear to his mouth. He nearly bit off her ear. All the bystanders were horrified.
"It is to punish her," he said. "When I was young I began stealing little things, and brought them home to mother. "Instead of punishing me, she laughed and said, 'It will not be noticed.' It is because of her that I am here today."
LOVELY SPAM! WONDERFUL SPAM!
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#2 2012-06-14 08:15:27
So the Chinese cousin to O. Henry is spamming us? I have to admit, their language education system is top notch!
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#3 2012-06-14 08:26:43
Just curious what the spam actually was. AS there are pictures of some cute little Asian chicken, this is somewhat unique.
Anyone know anything about steganography?
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#4 2012-06-14 08:43:42
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#5 2012-06-14 09:07:57
It's intriguing that "liudaolunhui" refers to the Six Ways of Being in Buddhist philosophy, 3 "high-streets" and 3 "low roads". Could that be the implication?
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#6 2012-06-14 14:21:46
XregnaR wrote:
Just curious what the spam actually was.
Sorry - it was late and I didn't delve too deeply into the pathology - below each post there were 4 or 5 links to what may have been gold-stock related websites.
EDIT: Here ya go, X - Clitdinkwhoreinya (our spammer) on a different website - spam intact.
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#8 2012-06-14 18:26:43
This story explains every thing. I tried smoking a joint with the thief's mom and she hogged the entire thing. She kept saying "ere" but wouldn't pass it. I accused her of being a "Bogart" and stormed out. I feel bad now.
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#9 2012-06-16 21:56:20
Banjo wrote:
This story explains every thing. I tried smoking a joint with the thief's mom and she hogged the entire thing. She kept saying "ere" but wouldn't pass it. I accused her of being a "Bogart" and stormed out. I feel bad now.
It's official...we have a new entry in High-Street's Most Inane Idiot contest!
Presenting:
Banjo!
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#10 2012-06-17 02:05:11
Hey, George. I used to act like this guy back in the Cruel days. I remember you pissing me off so bad that I typed out a four paragraph response to one of your attacks on me (thinking you were a guy) only to have it not post because Cruel had that "time out" feature. I re-typed it again faster and angrier but it "timed out" again. I tried a third time and spewed out more hatred and typed faster than before but, alas, it still timed out. I finally sat back and said, "Fuck it. I give up." The next day i saw this image and felt like an idiot. i always think back to that day when the "Wilburs" of the world pop up.
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#11 2012-06-17 02:27:18
Banjo wrote:
Hey, George. I used to act like this guy back in the Cruel days. I remember you pissing me off so bad that I typed out a four paragraph response to one of your attacks on me (thinking you were a guy) only to have it not post because Cruel had that "time out" feature. I re-typed it again faster and angrier but it "timed out" again. I tried a third time and spewed out more hatred and typed faster than before but, alas, it still timed out. I finally sat back and said, "Fuck it. I give up." The next day i saw this image and felt like an idiot. i always think back to that day when the "Wilburs" of the world pop up.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_retard.jpg
You poor old fuck. You just told everyone the same story in a different thread. Keep it together, Grandpa - you're starting to soil yourself in public.
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#12 2012-06-17 03:05:25
The good thing about being a "grandpa" is remembering posters that could really take a guy like me down without any effort. You try so hard but your posts are just not quite there, yet. But I am an optimist and it's guys like you that I hope can be the "banjo's" of tomorrow.
Pickin and grinnin in Christ's name,
Banjo
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#13 2012-06-17 03:28:36
Banjo wrote:
The good thing about being a "grandpa" is remembering posters that could really take a guy like me down without any effort. You try so hard but your posts are just not quite there, yet. But I am an optimist and it's guys like you that I hope can be the "banjo's" of tomorrow.
Pickin and grinnin in Christ's name,
Banjo
Yes, yes, an appeal to ancient authority. That whole tactic barely survived the middle-ages. If you want it to work, try it on your churchie friends, you ignorant zombie-worshipping clot.
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#14 2012-06-17 16:24:23
Banjo wrote:
Pickin and grinnin in Christ's name,
Banjo
If true that seems to be such a waste.
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#15 2012-06-17 16:50:31
choad wrote:
Heh, surprised I didn't catch the reference before.
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#16 2012-06-17 23:38:44
Nothing in the Boy Scout Handbook ever suggested we were outnumbered three to one.
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