#1 2012-06-18 14:13:41

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#2 2012-06-18 14:35:46

I certainly wouldn't pick the one from London. Poor oral hygene.

$150 for 2 oz. of already drank milk. Pretty steep. A bowl of cereal would be around 600 clams, plus the cost of the cereal.

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#3 2012-06-18 14:54:13

I know some white girls who would do it on the side for cheaper.  I wonder if they could "purify" a bottle of cheap tequila for me.

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#4 2012-06-18 15:34:49

phreddy wrote:

I know some white girls who would do it on the side for cheaper.  I wonder if they could "purify" a bottle of cheap tequila for me.

Pour in Dos Dados spit out Patron?

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#5 2012-06-18 17:06:46

Bigcat wrote:

Pour in Dos Dados spit out Patron?

Precisely.  However, now that I think about it, I've been doing something similar all along.  Pour in the Dos Dados, swallow, repeat 10 or 12 times, and thereafter all the shots taste like Patron.

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#6 2012-06-18 17:28:04

phreddy wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Pour in Dos Dados spit out Patron?

Precisely.  However, now that I think about it, I've been doing something similar all along.  Pour in the Dos Dados, swallow, repeat 10 or 12 times, and thereafter all the shots taste like Patron.

I have to strongly disagree. 12 shots of 2 fingers and it will be coming back up tasting like stomach acid and digested lunch.

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#7 2012-06-18 18:13:16

Bigcat wrote:

phreddy wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

Pour in Dos Dados spit out Patron?

Precisely.  However, now that I think about it, I've been doing something similar all along.  Pour in the Dos Dados, swallow, repeat 10 or 12 times, and thereafter all the shots taste like Patron.

I have to strongly disagree. 12 shots of 2 fingers and it will be coming back up tasting like stomach acid and digested lunch.

After 12 shots any tequila has a proclivity for coming back up.

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#8 2012-06-29 20:09:13

phreddy wrote:

After 12 shots any tequila has a proclivity for coming back up.

That describes the back end of a Tijuana donkey show I saw in 1973, crawling most of the way to San Isidro in simpler times, wallet and skull more or less intact. Never drunk tequila since. Stuff's nasty.  Ranger's right, though, the show was memorable.

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#9 2012-06-29 20:49:16

Tequila can be an infernal lousy drunk, but if taken in small shots over the course of a sunny afternoon, accompanied by a few joints, whilst entertaining a well-sprung female on a blanket in a glade in a remote and pathless section of forest, its glow can be reminiscent of a mild hit of mescaline.

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#10 2012-06-29 23:32:59

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Tequila can be an infernal lousy drunk, but if taken in small shots over the course of a sunny afternoon, accompanied by a few joints, whilst entertaining a well-sprung female on a blanket in a glade in a remote and pathless section of forest, its glow can be reminiscent of a mild hit of mescaline.

Bullshit.  You know nothing of what you speak of.

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#11 2012-06-30 00:48:02

Never much into tequila, or distilled spirits in general.  Now, that year my sis pulled a bottle of Stoli out of the freezer at family Christmas...this was back when, in the USA, "vodka" pretty much meant "Smirnoff", you understand...well, that was different.

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#12 2012-06-30 03:18:21

Dmtdust wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Tequila can be an infernal lousy drunk, but if taken in small shots over the course of a sunny afternoon, accompanied by a few joints, whilst entertaining a well-sprung female on a blanket in a glade in a remote and pathless section of forest, its glow can be reminiscent of a mild hit of mescaline.

Bullshit.  You know nothing of what you speak of.

Having done both, I do.

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#13 2012-06-30 03:23:39

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Tequila can be an infernal lousy drunk, but if taken in small shots over the course of a sunny afternoon, accompanied by a few joints, whilst entertaining a well-sprung female on a blanket in a glade in a remote and pathless section of forest, its glow can be reminiscent of a mild hit of mescaline.

Bullshit.  You know nothing of what you speak of.

Having done both, I do.

But to be somewhat thoughtful, for once, I know why you object. It's a subjective thing, the glow of drugs, and obviously I am not talking about mescaline's peak, which is profound. I am talking about  a warm suffusion, a subsidence into nature's sunlit rhythms. You have probably done more mescaline than I have and I don't presume to be a drug guru, but the subjective correlation remains.

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#14 2012-06-30 10:32:57

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Dmtdust wrote:


Bullshit.  You know nothing of what you speak of.

Having done both, I do.

But to be somewhat thoughtful, for once, I know why you object. It's a subjective thing, the glow of drugs, and obviously I am not talking about mescaline's peak, which is profound. I am talking about  a warm suffusion, a subsidence into nature's sunlit rhythms. You have probably done more mescaline than I have and I don't presume to be a drug guru, but the subjective correlation remains.

Fallen to chatting with yourself now have you?

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#15 2012-06-30 15:30:03

Emmeran wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:


Having done both, I do.

But to be somewhat thoughtful, for once, I know why you object. It's a subjective thing, the glow of drugs, and obviously I am not talking about mescaline's peak, which is profound. I am talking about  a warm suffusion, a subsidence into nature's sunlit rhythms. You have probably done more mescaline than I have and I don't presume to be a drug guru, but the subjective correlation remains.

Fallen to chatting with yourself now have you?

It's certainly more entertaining than talking to you.

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#16 2012-06-30 17:45:38

You are talking about the 'glow', which can be almost obtained with any psycho-active substance at a low dosage, but I have heard that 'I drank tequila and smoked some weed and it felt like mescaline' line way to often say, a few decades back.  It was generally a tip off to an amateur talking shite.

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#17 2012-06-30 18:06:51

Enough already. Bring on maids of milking!

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#18 2012-06-30 18:17:33

Dmtdust wrote:

You are talking about the 'glow', which can be almost obtained with any psycho-active substance at a low dosage, but I have heard that 'I drank tequila and smoked some weed and it felt like mescaline' line way to often say, a few decades back.  It was generally a tip off to an amateur talking shite.

Yeah - I'm an amateur. I've only done peyote a half-dozen times - it's my favourite trip, but hard to get up here, and despite the plants I kept until they died (after about 15 years) they never formed a single useful button. I know there's no mescaline in "mezcal," and that the power of suggestion is strong, but I still feel that tequila, if not pounded, takes me to a warmer, more vibrant plateau than other alcohols - thus the association, I suppose.

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#19 2012-06-30 18:57:40

choad wrote:

Enough already. Bring on maids of milking!

Aye aye, Cap'n.
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