I was banned from there a long time ago for agitating the tards.  I think my final offense was explaining how I gamed the "dump" system.  If you took more than three dumps on the board within a set time period (I think it was two weeks), you were banished to the outhouse for a week.  I explained that I tried to time my diarrhea spraying in order to limit the amount of time I had to spend in the smelly outhouse.

Come on, Rogers. Don't you miss us even a little bit?