#2 2012-08-16 13:34:51
Shit, my natural anal probe is semi-autonomous.....
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#3 2012-08-16 13:56:35
FUCK THAT THING.
The scariest words in the human language: "Sir, we've encountered a problem with your semi-autonomous robotic endoscope."
srsly, tho--do they make it in dickhole size?
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#4 2012-08-16 14:20:57
ah297900 wrote:
FUCK THAT THING.The scariest words in the human language: "Sir, we've encountered a problem with your semi-autonomous robotic endoscope."
Endoscope, my ass.
(Butt seriously folks - think sex toy.)
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#5 2012-08-16 14:48:00
Just hook that up to SkyNet and be done with it.
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#6 2012-08-16 19:31:55
Automated gerbil retriever?
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#7 2012-08-16 20:22:57
fnord wrote:
Automated gerbil retriever?
Tie a long string to their tails.
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#8 2012-08-16 20:41:47
fnord wrote:
Automated gerbil retriever?
Replace gerbils altogether. You could even use your smart phone to program and control it.
An Englishman steeped in hard vice
Once invented a cunning device
With battery power
It squeaked by the hour
And mimicked the squirming of mice
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#9 2012-08-17 00:58:05
Tall Paul wrote:
fnord wrote:
Automated gerbil retriever?
Replace gerbils altogether. You could even use your smart phone to program and control it.
An Englishman steeped in hard vice
Once invented a cunning device
With battery power
It squeaked by the hour
And mimicked the squirming of mice
A man-gunt whose limericks are turrble
Writes verse somewhat worse than just hurrble
He's a self-loathing fag
With a goatse-ass-bag
Stuffed with hand-me-down condoms - and gerrbils.
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#10 2012-08-17 08:43:32
That's tough to follow but I feel obligated to try:
There's a needy cock-chugger called Paul
Who is as witty as my middle ball
He likes to chime in
And have testicles on his chin
And get ass banged by bears at the mall.
Last edited by Bigcat (2012-08-17 08:44:04)
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#11 2012-08-17 09:27:48
Aw shit, Wilber.
Your limerick inspired me to get high and not do any work except for limerick writing. Another non-productive Friday is at hand:
A douche named Paul liked the penis
His appetite for it was quite heinous
He guzzled baby batter
To him it did not matter
If the was goo from a bum or a genius.
Last edited by Bigcat (2012-08-17 09:28:45)
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#12 2012-08-17 09:43:38
I've got no poetry to give
so I'll offer you instead 20 quid
I know it's not much
but I've been out of touch
anal probes, curling irons, ad lib
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#13 2012-08-17 10:20:57
Woggah is a lovely, lovely gal
With a pucker star, tight as a sail
To heaven I would go
If she were my ho
That lovely star I would oft nail.
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#14 2012-08-17 14:57:29
Horny MIT nerds did allow
that their asses needed a plow.
A robotic Mr. Handy
served quite dandy
as the smile on their faces did avow.
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