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#2 2012-09-17 13:14:02

What a dumbass.  Doesn't he know that you NEVER give consent to search your home until AFTER you've eliminated the evidence?  Amateur.

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#3 2012-09-19 09:13:30

Anyone want to guess where the large number of missing items are?

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#4 2012-09-19 13:21:04

Scotty wrote:

Anyone want to guess where the large number of missing items are?

X-ray.

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#5 2012-09-19 15:04:02

"Still missing were a large selection of sex toys,"
The woman had pictures of the toys...

Jesus, I'll bet he got quite a show through those binoculars.  Sounds like we have two sex toy addicts living next to one another. I mean, who takes pictures of their sex toys?

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#6 2012-09-19 16:28:07

phreddy wrote:

I mean, who takes pictures of their sex toys?

I'm getting a mental image of a digital photo frame in the living room, with a continuous slide show of her beloved toys!

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#7 2012-09-19 18:10:26

fnord wrote:

phreddy wrote:

I mean, who takes pictures of their sex toys?

I'm getting a mental image of a digital photo frame in the living room, with a continuous slide show of her beloved toys!

I'm sure she has names for each of them.  There's Little Buggerer, Buzz, Mike the Mechanic, Big Black Boy, Wigglin Willie, and so on.

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