Everyone deserves a day off once in a while.

fnord wrote:

The niggers are busy shoplifting, as holiday crowds make it more difficult to stop them.  They're just too damn busy right now to stab and shoot each other.

Fnord's got a point - if it weren't for all the fucking niggers I'd go to NY and do some shoplifting myself. On the other hand, this Black Friday phenomenon could create a once-a-year opportunity for an exciting white-only winter event, much like the Polar Bear Swim (which, of course, only occurs in the absence of polar bears). Imagine hundreds of Caucasians taking advantage of highly preoccupied niggers by running through the streets of NY in blackface singing plantation songs and eating/fucking/praying to watermelons. I haven't come up with a great name for the event yet, but I think it should hearken back to the Polar Bear Swim - how about the Nigger Bear Run?