#2 2008-01-02 16:06:41

...and then just as they were being led from the mall, they all turned around and yelled, "The Aristocrats!"

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#3 2008-01-02 17:12:09

I see Paris, I see France. I see...a few other creative uses for underwear.

How or why do you ban someone from a commercial establishment because of their poor sartorial sense? If dressing well were a prerequisite for shopping at a mall, then they'd want to have a doorman and velvet ropes at the "JC Penny-side entrance." Who do they think they are, A&F?

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#4 2008-01-02 19:38:51

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/08-06/0830pants.jpg

In Dallas, it's the law!

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#5 2008-01-02 20:00:01

outhere wrote:

In Dallas, it's the law!

Hmm. One might believe any trend that could be traced back to those seminal harbingers of haute couture, Kris Kross, would have been DOA. You just know Fnord is thinking that rap enthusiasts may have gotten their clothing messages confused with the costume design for "Roots."

One man's chains and ill-fitting pants are...well, another man's chains and ill-fitting pants.

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#6 2008-01-03 10:11:53

When the student's family heard what was happening, Leger's father, mother, sister and two cousins got involved. All were handcuffed and taken to jail.

"Got involved" is TV newsspeak for "Them homies went ape-fucking crazy"

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