Pawllllllyyyy, there is attention whore competition here for you.

Bring the kiddies, mayhaps they will get along with the Shart mongoloids.

Purely ornamental, thanks for noticing.

Bigcat wrote:

I thought you didn't like swear words?

I like them very much - I just think they should be used sparingly and for good effect. On this occasion, however, I thought I'd better speak to you in your own language, to give your empty little cat brain some small chance of understanding.

Emmeran wrote:

Shartleby The Scrivener wrote:

Bigcat wrote:

I thought you didn't like swear words?

I like them very much - I just think they should be used sparingly and for good effect. On this occasion, however, I thought I'd better speak to you in your own language, to give your empty little cat brain some small chance of understanding.

You are a cunt.

And what do you gain by calling me a cunt? By comparing me derisively to female genitalia you expose your own inner homosexual. It all follows logically: I know I'm not a cunt, ergo, you must be one yourself. In the spirit of the site, go fuck yourself.

Taint wrote:

Shartleby The Scrivener wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

You are a cunt.

And what do you gain by calling me a cunt? By comparing me derisively to female genitalia you expose your own inner homosexual. It all follows logically: I know I'm not a cunt, ergo, you must be one yourself. In the spirit of the site, go fuck yourself.

As a male homosexual, I see no connection with female genitalia. Do choose another form of insult. The women for whom you care deserve a little better, I should think.

Idiot. Now you've called Taint, Emmeran, Polly, and a half dozen other H-S regulars (myself not included) cunts. My work here is done. You can continue to babble on in the vain hope that a miracle will happen, but unless you have a spare brain you haven't shown us, it's time for you to disappear.

XregnaR wrote:

I am not a cunt, I am an asshole. You're next roofie victim will appreciate you knowing the difference.

That raises a question.

If you are banging a roofie vic, DOES it matter what hole you hit?

Wow! Fartleberry has managed to piss off a large proportion of the regulars in a single thread! Do please tell us more intimate details of your sordid life and pathetic upbringing. Anything you say can and will be used against you.

Also, Tall Paul, since you seem so eager to be my friend behind the scenes, and then stab me in the back in public, I hope you won't mind if I post the message you sent me (first part is boring code help):

Tall Paul wrote:

At the bottom of each page is a link marked 'Compose Reply'. Click it and you will see several lines of BBCode icons to help you compose complex posts. Off on the right is a question mark icon that will give you a short explanation of how the system works. So, your line

"http://www.poppingpimples.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/popping-pimples-small.jpg"

Should have been done by clicking the 'img link' icon and putting your URL between the bracketed code. Disgusting pic, by the way.

Also, trolling is a way of life here, those who can't take it take their leave quickly. I hope you learn to like it; most people lurk and observe for a while before joining the fray. I think you're being wise to minimize your interactions with Wilber and Bigcat, by the way. They can be downright mean, and it gets very personal. I've shed a lot of bitter tears over the last year, but I've hung in here anyways, because enough of the rest of the regulars seem to appreciate my posts and sense of humor. Be extra nice to Taint, George and Choad - if they like you no one will pick on you as much. Choad owns the site, so don't piss him off, and act interested if he says anything about "Wareham." And if Wilber and KittyCat get you down, it's okay to cry, but make sure you don't do it online! Good luck, and don't be afraid to write if you need someone to talk to. Whatever you're going through, chances are I've already been there.

Shartleby The Scrivener wrote:

Also, Tall Paul, since you seem so eager to be my friend behind the scenes, and then stab me in the back in public, I hope you won't mind if I post the message you sent me (first part is boring code help):

Tall Paul wrote:

At the bottom of each page is a link marked 'Compose Reply'. Click it and you will see several lines of BBCode icons to help you compose complex posts. Off on the right is a question mark icon that will give you a short explanation of how the system works. So, your line

"http://www.poppingpimples.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/popping-pimples-small.jpg"

Should have been done by clicking the 'img link' icon and putting your URL between the bracketed code. Disgusting pic, by the way.

Also, trolling is a way of life here, those who can't take it take their leave quickly. I hope you learn to like it; most people lurk and observe for a while before joining the fray. I think you're being wise to minimize your interactions with Wilber and Bigcat, by the way. They can be downright mean, and it gets very personal. I've shed a lot of bitter tears over the last year, but I've hung in here anyways, because enough of the rest of the regulars seem to appreciate my posts and sense of humor. Be extra nice to Taint, George and Choad - if they like you no one will pick on you as much. Choad owns the site, so don't piss him off, and act interested if he says anything about "Wareham." And if Wilber and KittyCat get you down, it's okay to cry, but make sure you don't do it online! Good luck, and don't be afraid to write if you need someone to talk to. Whatever you're going through, chances are I've already been there.

Cunt.

Edit: On second thought that's a bit harsh. Harsh on cunts, that is; after all they are useful and attractive. Oh yes, do try to use a different ISP when you hold conversations with your own sock puppets, it makes the suspension of disbelief easier.

Last edited by Tall Paul (2012-12-04 21:04:33)

Tall Paul wrote:

Shartleby The Scrivener wrote:

Also, Tall Paul, since you seem so eager to be my friend behind the scenes, and then stab me in the back in public, I hope you won't mind if I post the message you sent me (first part is boring code help):

Cunt.

The brevity of your reply leads me to believe that this indeed an authentic communication, and speaks volumes to your realization of the  mistake in trusting fresh meat. 

There was a time we'd spend weeks on a troll.  It's amazing the amount of dox a 3 week email correspondence will net. They were things of beauty.  And phone#s, pizzas, satellite photos, court records.... oh the fun we had.* 

* They were all bad people and deserved it.

Pawlly, I'm sorry for all of the long nights I made you cry. If I would have realized what a fucking queeftard you are, I wouldn't have said any mean stuff to you.  FUCK! I just did it again.

Tall Paul wrote:

Like the man said, you only feel it if you want to.

Aw...Pollywollydoodle...did oo get pantsed and butt-gaped in public...again? You poor little fucktoy - your asshole must be down to your knees by now. I almost feel sorry for you, but really, you should have known better by this time. Loose asslips sink ships, and right now there's a pretty major hole in your poop deck. If you ever need advice on how to conduct yourself on the Internet, ask Bigcat. I think he cares about you.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

Like the man said, you only feel it if you want to.

Aw...Pollywollydoodle...did oo get pantsed and butt-gaped in public...again? You poor little fucktoy - your asshole must be down to your knees by now. I almost feel sorry for you, but really, you should have known better by this time. Loose asslips sink ships, and right now there's a pretty major hole in your poop deck. If you ever need advice on how to conduct yourself on the Internet, ask Bigcat. I think he cares about you.

I have to admit, no two ways about it, as a sneaky shit you are by far my superior. I didn't even bother to check even though I thought recognized your writing style. Cheers!

Tall Paul wrote:

I have to admit...you are by far my superior. Cheers!

So Shart is Wilbur's sock puppet and Wilbur is Fnord's sock puppet and Fnord is Toe's sock puppet???

This is starting to get a touch confusing...

Tall Paul wrote:

Just for clarity, everything after '...join the fray' was not written by me, that was Wilbur putting the privates in private message.

Sure, Paul. You certainly waited a while to spit that out. Do you think anyone's going to believe you?

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

Just for clarity, everything after '...join the fray' was not written by me, that was Wilbur putting the privates in private message.

Sure, Paul. You certainly waited a while to spit that out. Do you think anyone's going to believe you?

Of course! They know my style and they know yours.

Tall Paul wrote:

Of course! They know my style and they know yours.

Is Boring Blather a style?


That sure was fun, thanks Wilber.

Edited because I am too hungover to spell.

Last edited by Bigcat (2012-12-05 10:53:42)

Thanks Tripps. I know it was a pretty feeble troll by olden-day standards, but I wanted to see how tame we'd become. I didn't use a proxy because I wanted, like many desperate criminals, to be caught. I went into it knowing that even were Shartleby successful I would quickly grow bored trolling people I almost consider my friends. The honeypot trap was fortuitous - some of us are just too sweet, cuddly and ghey for their own good.

Tall Paul wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Yes, your style is known. Mine, however, is a little more plastic, but a lot less effeminate. Looking back on your letter to Sharty, the whole thing is pretty damned effeminate - all the way to the bottom.

For someone so publicly obsessed with anal sex, accusations of effeminacy make  a sad comment. Keep up the furtive macho conniving!

I think you already know the difference between giving and receiving, Pollywog, so I'll refrain from taking your last comment too seriously. Besides, 'tis better to give than receive - thus once again I shine, next to you, like  the Star of Bethlehem. Do not despair, poor doxy, you are somewhat star-like yourself, insofar as you twinkle, twinkle, sitz und pinkle. Shine on, you crazy diamond. And never lose hope - someday you will come into your own. (If you haven't already.)

Shartleby The Scrivener wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Tall Paul wrote:

For someone so publicly obsessed with anal sex, accusations of effeminacy make  a sad comment. Keep up the furtive macho conniving!

I think you already know the difference between giving and receiving, Pollywog, so I'll refrain from taking your last comment too seriously. Besides, 'tis better to give than receive - thus once again I shine, next to you, like  the Star of Bethlehem. Do not despair, poor doxy, you are somewhat star-like yourself, insofar as you twinkle, twinkle, sitz und pinkle. Shine on, you crazy diamond. And never lose hope - someday you will come into your own. (If you haven't already.)

Nice one, Wilbur.

Fuck off, Shartleby.

Bigcat wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

Shartleby The Scrivener wrote:

Nice one, Wilbur.

Fuck off, Shartleby.

It's when the puppets talk by themselves that it gets a little spooky.

And it's not like anyone around here has ever done that....

Tall Paul wrote:

Ah, the quiet amusements of the intelligentsia! I've never given much thought to the hallmarks and parameters of effeminate writing, it must have something to do with keeping a loose wrist or waving your pinky in the air. It all sounds a bit subjective though, hard to measure and even harder to care about. I do wonder what the people you badmouthed in your rush to troll think about it beyond a minor sense irritation. Choad in particular, since it would take him less than a minute to verify who wrote what.

Polly,nearly everyone but you was in on it.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

You write well, and sometimes intelligently, but your style is a little bit ghey.

So now we're evaluating writing styles?

Cabin fever already?  It's only mid-December.