#1 2012-12-09 21:08:01
Hey arseholes, I'm looking after (and entertaining) a temporarily blind person tonight (it's a nasty corneal abrasion - very painful...hee hee hee). We've already listened to Big Bambu, and Firesign Theater...and I'm looking for some more ONLINE radio plays / comedy albums...whathaveyou. Any thoughts?
Here's an unrelated gif to thank you in advance for your help.
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#2 2012-12-09 21:28:36
"Giles Wemmbley-Hogg Goes Off"
In particular, "The Arctic" and "Beijing" episodes are good.
http://torrentz.eu/any?f=Giles+Wemmbley-Hogg+Goes+Off
Giles Wemmbley Hogg is a traveller, ethnologist, connoisseur of all Eastern culture and philosophy, and an upper middle class student ponce! In his gap year, he is backpacking along the student trail to the exotic East, soaking up the culture and recording his experiences on a DAT machine. He then sends his missives home to his family in Budleigh Salterton, and in return they keep him up to date with events at the Yacht Club, his dad's golf handicap and the Budleigh in Bloom contest.
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#3 2012-12-09 21:30:13
If you like insults and pointing out short-comings, the celebrity roasts with these classy old guys are great.
This one and the roast of Frank Sinatra are my favorites.
I was diagnosed with glaucoma 2 weeks ago, taking the drops but maybe when the old peepers finally blow you could babysit me on my very 1st day of blindness. Sativa is supposed to help and if not, it is still a nice gift for the newly blind.
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#4 2012-12-09 21:55:20
Thanks, guys - those look good, although so far I'm not having much luck with the Giles Wemmbley-Hogg d/l.
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#6 2012-12-09 22:47:18
Ok, the previous post was banal. To make up for it I offer something within the theme your friend and our large cat are facing. Annoying program format, good subject. Good health and a touch of grace to each.
http://www.radiolab.org/2011/jan/25/finding-emilie/
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#7 2012-12-09 23:04:32
The Hobbit is banal - but perfect. Thanks Johnny - now we've got something funny, something scary, and a bit of fantasy to fly along with on our carpets of purple Kush.
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#8 2012-12-09 23:20:37
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Thanks, guys - those look good, although so far I'm not having much luck with the Giles Wemmbley-Hogg d/l.
OK, so try it on Pandora. Free.
http://www.pandora.com/giles-wemmbley-hogg/goes-off
Try "The Arctic" first.
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#9 2012-12-09 23:49:10
So this is an actual blind date?
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#11 2012-12-10 00:59:55
opsec wrote:
So this is an actual blind date?
Blind deaf and dumb...once the roofies hit....
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#12 2012-12-10 01:21:19
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
opsec wrote:
So this is an actual blind date?
Blind deaf and dumb...once the roofies hit....
Be sure to film it. We have little enough original content around here.
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#13 2012-12-10 03:09:33
You could probably find something here.
Librivox
If you want to move into the 21st century, there are podcasts.
Fiction-
The Drabblecast
Pseudopod
Escapepod
Cthulhupodcast
Life in general-
This American Life
Science news-
The Naked Scientist
Big Picture Science (formerly Are We Alone)
AstronomyCast
Classic fiction-
The Classic Tales Podcast
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#14 2012-12-10 08:38:17
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
opsec wrote:
So this is an actual blind date?
Blind deaf and dumb...once the roofies hit....
I would like to formally withdraw my request for your babysitting of me on my first day of blindness.
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#15 2012-12-10 14:04:49
Bigcat wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
opsec wrote:
So this is an actual blind date?
Blind deaf and dumb...once the roofies hit....
I would like to formally withdraw my request for your babysitting of me on my first day of blindness.
Too late. I've already bought the airplane tickets, a plastic sheet, a shoehorn and an economy-sized tub of crisco.
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#16 2012-12-10 14:17:33
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Blind deaf and dumb...once the roofies hit....I would like to formally withdraw my request for your babysitting of me on my first day of blindness.
Too late. I've already bought the airplane tickets, a plastic sheet, a shoehorn and an economy-sized tub of crisco.
Ok. Since you are willing to put that kind of effort into it, I am sure you will be as gentle as the situation calls for. It will be my first time unless Taint decides to pursue my ass virginity.
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#17 2012-12-10 14:20:06
Bigcat wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
I would like to formally withdraw my request for your babysitting of me on my first day of blindness.Too late. I've already bought the airplane tickets, a plastic sheet, a shoehorn and an economy-sized tub of crisco.
Ok. Since you are willing to put that kind of effort into it, I am sure you will be as gentle as the situation calls for. It will be my first time unless Taint decides to pursue my ass virginity.
Gosh, Bigcat, this is really kind of awkward. You know, I'm really very fond of you but, you know, I really think of you more as, um, a brother than, um, a willing piece of fuck hole.
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#19 2012-12-10 14:41:47
Taint wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
Too late. I've already bought the airplane tickets, a plastic sheet, a shoehorn and an economy-sized tub of crisco.Ok. Since you are willing to put that kind of effort into it, I am sure you will be as gentle as the situation calls for. It will be my first time unless Taint decides to pursue my ass virginity.
Gosh, Bigcat, this is really kind of awkward. You know, I'm really very fond of you but, you know, I really think of you more as, um, a brother than, um, a willing piece of fuck hole.
I don't know if I should be hurt, humbled or happy?
I guess the moral of it is this: If I am going to be subjected to roofie powered ass rape, I just don't want Fnord to be my first.
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#20 2012-12-10 15:31:53
Bigcat wrote:
I guess the moral of it is this: If I am going to be subjected to roofie powered ass rape, I just don't want Fnord to be my first.
Don't be afraid. You wouldn't feel or remember a thing, and if you survived I would pack your ass with Lidocaine before dropping you off in a park frequented by homeless people.
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#21 2012-12-10 15:44:24
phreddy wrote:
This little piece of news is going to throw a monkey wrench into future date rape plans.
Doesn't apply to me. I pick on blind people.
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#22 2012-12-10 16:13:54
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
I pick on blind people.
You should get this on a T-shirt.
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#23 2012-12-10 17:05:12
Bigcat wrote:
WilberCuntLicker wrote:
I pick on blind people.
You should get this on a T-shirt.
I will. In braille.
Also, thanks to all for your suggestions. We listened to a fair bit of the Hobbit before the roofies kicked in. Sadly, when she woke up her eye was worse. I should probably have aimed somewhere else.
There are more curious and interesting things to listen to on this list, and since her eye is all stuck together and sore we'll check out some more tonight. 
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#24 2012-12-11 02:25:15
nfidelbastard wrote:
You could probably find something here.
Librivox
If you want to move into the 21st century, there are podcasts.
Fiction-
The Drabblecast
Pseudopod
Escapepod
Cthulhupodcast
Life in general-
This American Life
Science news-
The Naked Scientist
Big Picture Science (formerly Are We Alone)
AstronomyCast
Classic fiction-
The Classic Tales Podcast
Great list. Thank you,
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