#2 2013-01-12 19:03:52
"The deliverance of Tiffany" sounds like of those porn flicks from the 1970s that attempted to incorporate plots and acting into their storylines.
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#3 2013-01-12 20:05:43
Rev. Bob wrote:
Thank you for taking time to take the Demon Test®. This may be the most important spiritual decision you have made. This Test is the result of more than 30 years of research and thousands of hours in personal ministry with troubled souls. Through this vast experience I have been able, with God's help, to design this test to quickly determine an individual's spiritual needs.
30 years of research and thousands of hours in personal ministry with troubled souls has taught Rev. Bob that the first spiritual need of an individual is a credit card.
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#4 2013-01-12 21:45:21
Tall Paul wrote:
30 years of research and thousands of hours in personal ministry with troubled souls has taught Rev. Bob that the first spiritual need of an individual is a credit card.
Indeed. I had hoped to take a free online demon possession test to determine if my demons are at least midlevel in the demon hierarchy, or if they’re insignificant peasant demons who need to be replaced with better connected demon tenants.
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#5 2013-01-12 23:40:01
fnord wrote:
Tall Paul wrote:
30 years of research and thousands of hours in personal ministry with troubled souls has taught Rev. Bob that the first spiritual need of an individual is a credit card.
Indeed. I had hoped to take a free online demon possession test to determine if my demons are at least midlevel in the demon hierarchy, or if they’re insignificant peasant demons who need to be replaced with better connected demon tenants.
Sumbitch wants ten bucks! Fun is fun, and I'd have enjoyed finding out what kinds of questions he would ask in order to determine whether I have demon cooties; but ten bucks is too damn high!
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#6 2013-01-13 14:00:07
George Orr wrote:
fnord wrote:
Tall Paul wrote:
30 years of research and thousands of hours in personal ministry with troubled souls has taught Rev. Bob that the first spiritual need of an individual is a credit card.
Indeed. I had hoped to take a free online demon possession test to determine if my demons are at least midlevel in the demon hierarchy, or if they’re insignificant peasant demons who need to be replaced with better connected demon tenants.
Sumbitch wants ten bucks! Fun is fun, and I'd have enjoyed finding out what kinds of questions he would ask in order to determine whether I have demon cooties; but ten bucks is too damn high!
Just imagine what he charges to drive them demons out?
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