#2 2008-01-04 00:44:17
Whassa mattah, Sof? Couldn't sell this one the first time, so you had to go and find yourself a pretty bonnet?
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#3 2008-01-04 01:07:50
And I'm not even high.
Sheesh.
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#4 2008-01-04 01:46:25
You're always stoned to me, Sofie.
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#5 2008-01-04 02:05:39
Autoeroticasshattination
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#6 2008-01-04 02:25:26
Taint wrote:
You're always stoned to me, Sofie.
She can ruin your faith, with her casual lies. And she only reveals what she wants you to see.
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#7 2008-01-04 05:03:58
sofaking wrote:
And I'm not even high.
Sheesh.
That’s the problem, you were stoned to the gills the first time you posted it, and if you had been stoned while you were online tonight you would have remembered this little gem.
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#8 2008-01-04 05:34:59
Not the grossest word in the English language anyway - that prize is tied between moist and panties, possibly in combination.
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#9 2008-01-04 06:11:50
jennifer government wrote:
...that prize is tied between moist and panties, possibly in combination.
I was going to give it to something medical (ex: fistula, evulsion, scrotal), but one has to kinda know what they are to be more retch-worthy. Unfortunately, a lot of unpleasant terms sound pretty, like the woman who purportedly thought she heard the loveliest word in the delivery room and saddled her daughter with the name 'Meconium.' Probably apocryphal, but the Snopes entry should please Fnord.
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#10 2008-01-04 07:01:23
pALEPHx wrote:
I was going to give it to something medical (ex: fistula, evulsion, scrotal), but one has to kinda know what they are to be more retch-worthy. Unfortunately, a lot of unpleasant terms sound pretty, like the woman who purportedly thought she heard the loveliest word in the delivery room and saddled her daughter with the name 'Meconium.' Probably apocryphal, but the Snopes entry should please Fnord.
Fucked up names are not as apocryphal as Snopes would imply. I have relatives who are part of the Medical-Industrial Complex; they have told me stories about fucked up names they have encountered. One did encounter newborn twins named male and female, pronounced “maul” and “fee-maul-eh” by their idiot parents, who thought the hospital had chosen the names for them.
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#11 2008-01-04 07:48:01
jennifer government wrote:
...moist and panties, possibly in combination.
Heh. You and I both go to the same honky-tonk when we feel like cheatin' on High-Street. You've just given yourself away.
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#12 2008-01-04 10:14:53
sofaking wrote:
I vote for geriatric peri-care or ball-peen hammer. Smegma is also another shiver-treat.
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#15 2008-01-04 17:51:45
sic wrote:
...habagoogahing
Sounds like dinner at the Sopranos'.
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#17 2008-01-05 06:04:37
Victim.
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#18 2008-01-05 15:50:40
My vote goes for pustule, but to get the full effect it must be whispered in the ear.
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#19 2008-01-05 21:08:49
Once, a group of second grade girls were asked to pick the prettiest name for a girl. They were given a list of bodily functions to choose from. Diarrhea was the top pick...
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#20 2008-01-07 04:32:06
Lurker wrote:
Once, a group of second grade girls were asked to pick the prettiest name for a girl. They were given a list of bodily functions to choose from. Diarrhea was the top pick...
Really? I always thought I'd like to name a daughter Chlamydia.
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#21 2008-01-07 04:34:53
Taint wrote:
Lurker wrote:
Once, a group of second grade girls were asked to pick the prettiest name for a girl. They were given a list of bodily functions to choose from. Diarrhea was the top pick...
Really? I always thought I'd like to name a daughter Chlamydia.
My vote goes for Nongonococcal Urethritis.
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#22 2008-01-07 14:13:56
Taint wrote:
Lurker wrote:
Once, a group of second grade girls were asked to pick the prettiest name for a girl. They were given a list of bodily functions to choose from. Diarrhea was the top pick...
Really? I always thought I'd like to name a daughter Chlamydia.
Then there was the little girl with the sweet name, Emma Tofelia. And her li'l brother, Goatsey.
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#23 2008-01-07 15:32:49
Supperating pustule is a pretty good combination.
'Twixt the cheeks
one of these
will make a groan man
Chester.
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#24 2008-01-08 00:31:09
Back in the 1920's in Tennessee my dad went to grade school with a girl named "Ophelia Pyles". I didn't believe him until he actually showed me his grade-school picture with contemporaneously written names below it... Sure 'nuf.
But then he also went to grade school with Wink Martindale (there's a name for ya) and he had an older brother with a somewhat darker complexion - nobody's quite sure why - but Wink's older brother went by the nick-name of "Nigger Martindale".
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#25 2008-01-08 00:40:09
whosasailorthen wrote:
But then he also went to grade school with Wink Martindale (there's a name for ya) and he had an older brother with a somewhat darker complexion - nobody's quite sure why - but Wink's older brother went by the nick-name of "Nigger Martindale".
Quoth my dad, who lives in rural TN:
"They [the couple of local negroes] must keep pretty busy, because it seems like every high school girl out here who gets in trouble seems to have a little chocolate-drop baby."
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#26 2008-01-08 00:51:02
In Arkansas, I went to school with two brothers whose given names were Billy and William.
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#27 2008-01-08 01:02:00
My wife taught a girl named Shandaleer. The next year, she taught her twin brothers, Wallonzo and Waldonzo. Sometimes, you gotta wonder. Then again, pretty is as pretty does, and pretty-sounding but misguided names are not confined to the lower and less-educated classes. Carl Sagan related the story of an astronomer naming geographic features, either on Mars or the Moon, and who wanted to name a specific rise "Mons Veneris."
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#28 2008-01-08 15:37:08
Taint wrote:
In Arkansas, I went to school with two brothers whose given names were Billy and William.
I had a friend in HS who was William David Williams III (a/k/a Billy D. Williams) Not a lot of originality in that family
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