What, nothing about "Chester the Molester" from the "Moon Area?" Since when did we start getting all classy and non-obvious?

We have another contestant!

I had a Science teacher in 7th grade I wanted to fuck pretty bad. 

And, as a 13 year old, I'm sure it would have been pretty bad, for her.

Contrary to the philosophical wisdom of Mssrs. Cobain, Grohl, et al., with the lights out, it's not necessarily less dangerous:

JANUARY 8--A female high school teacher. Her 16-year-old male student. A locked classroom with the lights off. You probably know how this ends. English teacher Shannon Kay Hrozek, pictured in the mug shot below, was charged yesterday with the felony sexual assault of a Texas boy at Westfield High School. According to a criminal complaint, Hrozek, 42, was caught in the act by an assistant principal who was tipped off by a school janitor that a teacher and student were "in Room 143 with the lights off." Hrozek, released from custody on $50,000 bail, is due in court tomorrow on the felony charge. (TSG, of course)

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HOT or NOT for TEACHER

headkicker_girl wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

That last one is kind of unfortunate.

We haven't seen the student.

She is risen!

Kind of a young cougar, but the license plates read GRRRR of her white Jaguar

"...I'm sensitive but not sore, you were good..."

Proper ravishing always makes post coital arraignment go down easier.

Here's hoping mom gets prompt payback.

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

sic wrote:

Kind of a young cougar, but the license plates read GRRRR of her white Jaguar

In other news, a teacher bought a Jaguar?

They have these things called "used car dealerships."  And Sheriff's auctions.  You'd be surprised what you could pick up.  How do you think all those black people get 'em?

I just assume that all black people with nice things are drug dealers.

Baywolfe wrote:

choad wrote:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/ … llsize.jpg

The greatness of that picture is that the boy and the girl are looking up her skirt.

Even more so, the boy closest to the "teacher Scotty never had," has the tip of his middle finger stroking her foot...Methinks a kink is taking hold...

http://www.bostonherald.com/news/region … position=1

Yet another teacher we all wish we knew.

On edit:

Her "eboard" at the school...  The "Healthy School" posting is particularly touching.

... and in this article she is quoted as saying "Round Hills [school] is making great strides in meeting the needs of all students, including special needs students."

I haz spezial nedz.  Pass de spliff.

Last edited by whosasailorthen (2009-01-11 13:33:12)

whosasailorthen wrote:

Yet another teacher we all wish we knew.

Beth Camp showed up at Sortman's hearing room about 4 p.m. and put up the couple's home, which is in her name only, as collateral for her husband's bail.

However, before Camp could leave the room, two state troopers issued a warrant for her arrest, charging her with the same drug offenses that her husband faced. . . .

Although her husband was released from jail Friday night, there was not enough equity in the couple's home to cover the teacher's $50,000 bail, so she was sent to the prison.

Wow.  This is just a dick move, regardless of whether she's guilty.

Oh, and the Teacher's Pets thread is probably the better place for these.

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