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#1 2013-03-19 10:46:47

May as well get this one started.  I see a nice Lindsay Lohan-style track to this one.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar … viour.html

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#2 2013-03-19 10:54:20

LOL - he's just not important enough to risk pissing off the elite patrons - most of whom are not interested in and intentionally avoid publicity.

Pop stars are not part of the elite rather just distractions the elite encourages to distract our attention.

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#3 2013-03-26 23:54:59

OK, so we're moving forward on this one... progress is slow, but steady, a bit like a train leaving the station... looking forward to this baby coming up to full steam.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh … rport.html

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#4 2013-03-27 03:08:44

As a full blooded white northern Canadian, I wholly endorse this locomotive and pray to Cthulhu that it soon comes to a fiery end.

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#5 2013-03-31 16:56:47

Well, check "pet monkey"  off on your scorecards. That's at least 10 years ahead of MJ. Is there an Elephant Man skeleton in his future?

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/20 … p=HPBucket

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#6 2013-03-31 17:56:13

My prayer is that he will take out his "Talent Choosers" at a meeting with maybe a hand-grenade or some such; obnoxious as he is this poor fuck was picked from the rabble and turned into living art - kind of like a fancy bird in a cage.  I don't know him and so can't hate him personally but completely despise the machine which created him for profit.

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#7 2013-03-31 21:21:26

More fuel on the pyre...

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/ … c-manager/

Justin Bieber  is on a crash and burn trajectory, according to respected music manager Peter Mensch.

“His manager Scooter Braun is scared s***less. I don’t know what Bieber’s problem is. His career is over in three years anyway,” Mensch, who manages of the careers of the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Metallica told the UK’s Sun newspaper.

It’s been a rough year so far for the Biebs, to put it mildly.

Dumped by Selena Gomez , Bieber has been late for concert dates, had to be held back by his bodyguards from getting into a fistfight with photographers, has had several traffic stops, wore a gas mask  on a shopping trip, called his 19th birthday his “worst birthday ever,” AND is now earning the ire of many of his neighbors in Calabasas for his frequent large and loud parties.

But Mensch said he may have the solution.

“I’d take Bieber to the woodshed and spank him,” he said.

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#8 2013-04-01 07:31:55

So in other words he's acting like a 19yr old dude with too much time and money on his hands?

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#9 2013-04-01 10:55:53

Yeah, but the thing about having WAY too much money and time (plus huge public exposure and a fawning fanbase) is that a 19 year  old dude goes batshit crazy.  Hey, what can I say.... it's fun to watch.

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