#2 2013-04-01 21:22:06

Idiot manages to shoot himself and concocts a story involving a ricochet from a tree. Film at eleven.

Benefit of a doubt:barely possible if a chunk of iron was embedded in the tree tissue.

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#3 2013-04-01 21:39:04

I've seen some truly epic shit hung in trees around farms.

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-488-488-90/63/6397/IW79100Z/posters/i-believe-i-ll-have-another-beer.jpg

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#4 2013-04-02 09:41:02

Similar thing happened at a Cars concert I recently attended. A guy tried to assassinate the lead singer but was ironically killed himself when the bullet rickocaseked back at him.

What?

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#5 2013-04-02 09:48:40

Banjo wrote:

Similar thing happened at a Cars concert I recently attended. A guy tried to assassinate the lead singer but was ironically killed himself when the bullet rickocaseked back at him.

What?

You have to be shitting me...   

...linkage?

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#6 2013-04-02 10:07:46

Emmeran wrote:

Banjo wrote:

Similar thing happened at a Cars concert I recently attended. A guy tried to assassinate the lead singer but was ironically killed himself when the bullet rickocaseked back at him.

What?

You have to be shitting me...   

...linkage?

Dude, It's a pun.

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#7 2013-04-02 11:01:46

Please excuse my lameness, it was extremely early and I wasn't drunk yet.

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#8 2013-04-02 18:22:32

Emmeran wrote:

Please excuse my lameness, it was extremely early and I wasn't drunk yet.

I was

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#9 2013-04-02 18:41:47

Fid

Slacker...

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#10 2013-04-03 21:08:55

Banjo wrote:

Similar thing happened at a Cars concert I recently attended. A guy tried to assassinate the lead singer but was ironically killed himself when the bullet rickocaseked back at him.

What?

My brain right now feels like my nose feels when somebody rips a putrid one. 

You should be up on charges for this one.  How long did it take you to...Oh, never mind.  I think I'll go listen to Candy-O.

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#11 2013-04-04 12:07:37

Well I'll give you this. Don't shoot at poplar trees at 40 below because that shit WILL come back at you!

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#12 2013-04-04 15:36:35

insomniac wrote:

Well I'll give you this. Don't shoot at poplar trees at 40 below because that shit WILL come back at you!

Funny you mentioned that. I was watching a special the other night on the Columbine shootings and they are now speculating that one of the shooters didn't die from suicide. He died of a bullet that ricocheted back at him after he shot at the girl voted "Most Poplar" by her classmates.

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#13 2013-04-04 15:47:10

Banjo wrote:

insomniac wrote:

Well I'll give you this. Don't shoot at poplar trees at 40 below because that shit WILL come back at you!

Funny you mentioned that. I was watching a special the other night on the Columbine shootings and they are now speculating that one of the shooters didn't die from suicide. He died of a bullet that ricocheted back at him after he shot at the girl voted "Most Poplar" by her classmates.

OK - you get bonus points for that one.

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#14 2013-04-05 09:07:40

Simply outstanding.

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#15 2013-04-05 09:31:57


Zappa cameo.

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