#1 2013-07-05 18:51:08

This is too easy...

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#2 2013-07-05 21:47:52

We all only wish that was our destiny.

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#3 2013-07-06 09:23:04

I must be dense this morning; what is Kerry doing that is incorrect?

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#4 2013-07-06 10:23:54

Fiddling with tub toys while Cairo burns. Do we expect so little of our leaders we're not embarrassed when their pissant lies are exposed?

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#5 2013-07-06 11:34:57

The fucker should have just been honest and upfront - "it's July and I promised the family we'd spend some time together on the holiday weekend"

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#6 2013-07-06 12:12:08

On the other hand, what exactly might he be expected to accomplish if he were in Cairo?

We should go hands-off on the Middle East. Too many lose-lose scenarios.

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#7 2013-07-06 13:55:50

He might be getting a little exercise and some stress reduction.  He is in constant communication and could fly to the area quickly if needed.


sigmoid freud wrote:

On the other hand, what exactly might he be expected to accomplish if he were in Cairo?

Exactly.

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#8 2013-07-06 14:01:16

Exactly - but be a man Mr. Kerry and just say it.

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#9 2013-07-06 16:03:30

A person in this position/situation may not have much to say about how the PR is handled.  I would venture to say it may not have crossed his desk.

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#10 2013-07-06 17:42:09

Understood.

And by way of diversion I offer High Hopes

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#11 2013-07-06 18:53:11

In related news, Uncle Junior Soprano becomes boss.

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edit: Egypt's military says nothing doing, he's done.

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#12 2013-07-06 19:43:30

Even with the PR snafu he still comes off better than Condie.

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#14 2013-07-06 22:53:57

The Bureau of International Information Programs?

Where the hell is Joseph Goebbels when you need him?  I'm sick of wasting money on half-assed propaganda...

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#15 2013-07-08 16:45:05

Seems the weekend may have been a bit stressful in the Kerry household. 

Standard procedure is for the lifeflight helicopters to land at the hospital not the airport. Rare to be take air ambulance riders off in a private jet if you are going to Mass General. Adds at least half an hour to the transfer.

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#16 2013-07-08 22:16:30

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Johnny_Rotten wrote:

Standard procedure is for the lifeflight helicopters to land at the hospital not the airport. Rare to be take air ambulance riders off in a private jet if you are going to Mass General. Adds at least half an hour to the transfer.

My thoughts exactly. This way Kerry's staff gets to write the narrative without public scrutiny,  deflecting derision of his professional sloth and ineptitude. Teresa, meanwhile, will make a dramatic recovery.

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#17 2013-07-08 22:49:15

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#18 2013-07-08 23:06:59

Suckers walk and money talks so says Sammy Hagar

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#19 2013-07-09 00:58:28

Emmeran wrote:

Where the hell is Joseph Goebbels when you need him?  I'm sick of wasting money on half-assed propaganda...

You have got to be kidding. Compared to the state of advertising today, commercial or political, Goebbels was a rank amateur.

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#20 2013-07-09 21:49:29

choad wrote:

This way Kerry's staff gets to write the narrative without public scrutiny,  deflecting derision of his professional sloth and ineptitude. Teresa, meanwhile, will make a dramatic recovery.

Choad the Great calls it again!

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#21 2013-07-09 23:18:01

So it was post-change PMS or cuckolding induced stress?

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#22 2013-07-10 00:01:30

I think youre on the right track.  Ruptured cervix from BBC cucking.

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