#2 2013-10-05 23:17:32
I can't speak for Richard Gere but I know I've missed you and hope you're well.
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#3 2013-10-05 23:22:04
Sofa! If I had a hovercraft it would be full of eels for you!
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#4 2013-10-05 23:22:44
Smoochies!
Yes, doing very well. Business is booming, and I don't get to fuck around on the internets as much as I'd like to, but I couldn't resist a horrible bad pun title and to come say HIGH to errybody.
XOXOXO!
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#5 2013-10-06 01:42:36
I was sure this story had been here before, but what I found was a different Chinese man and also a New Zealand man who went to hospitals with eels in their asses. It appears an international public service campaign is called for to alert people that eel stuffing is dangerous!
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#6 2013-10-07 19:10:36
fnord wrote:
I was sure this story had been here before, but what I found was a different Chinese man and also a New Zealand man who went to hospitals with eels in their asses. It appears an international public service campaign is called for to alert people that eel stuffing is dangerous!
At the very least, they should be required to get a "license to eel."
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#7 2013-10-07 23:36:56
Hey, Soph!
Don't we have a sidepic that says "I will put arse eels in you" or some such?
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#8 2013-10-08 02:29:24
Why, yes. At this point I think we have a sidepic for every possible occasion.
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#9 2013-10-08 02:59:18
sofaking wrote:
Well high there.
Well howdy yourself, sofaking.
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#10 2013-10-08 11:39:31
The dumb shit should have read up a little on the feeding habits of eels before shoving one up his bum. He would have discovered they are bottom feeders.
eel's eat other sea creature smaller then them, they are omnivores so they also eat plants. It depends on the eels...most are bottom feeders.
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#11 2013-10-08 17:01:33
Hi Sofaking. We've (I've) missed you.
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