#1 2013-12-29 00:11:47
But, boy™, put his hands on me today.
Talk about your moment of doubt; anyone got room for a 6'1" 230lbs 17 year old?? Just enough angst there to make your day interesting.
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#2 2013-12-29 00:53:11
Emmeran wrote:
But, boy™, put his hands on me today.
Talk about your moment of doubt; anyone got room for a 6'1" 230lbs 17 year old?? Just enough angst there to make your day interesting.
Well, as my dad always told my brother and me, "Big is no substitute for mean." My 14-year-old tried testing his mettle against me this past summer and found out another simple truth: "Strength is no substitute for being a fat bastard."
Sat on his legs until he apologized.
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#3 2013-12-29 06:54:09
I preferred to shame him and wrangle a strong promise to never lay hands on family or friend again.
In other narcissist news today is my official "shorter of breath and one year closer to death" anniversary date, closing in on the big Five Oh! I do believe I'll get drunk today.
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