#1 2014-01-19 15:27:54
Historian Smoker: 60 bucks? Man, I remember when a dimebag cost a dime, you know what I mean?
Historian Smoker: You know how much condoms used to cost back in them days?
Thurgood Jenkins: How much?
Historian Smoker: I don't know, we never used 'em.
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#2 2014-01-19 15:58:34
Sex Education for Trainables
Seriously. Anyone over 65 entirely the missed the birds and the bees film strip, never mind the After School Special.
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#3 2014-01-19 16:25:22
So Grandma is getting lots of dick and cooties. That’s nice. I once saw an adult diaper commercial on TeeVee in which a little bastard exclaims that his grandma is now able to go on dates because her diapers prevent embarrassing leaks. Not a pretty picture, grandma removing her diaper in preparation for fucking. I've been trying to locate a copy of this commercial without success.
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#4 2014-01-19 16:36:36
fnord wrote:
So Grandma is getting lots of dick and cooties. That’s nice. I once saw an adult diaper commercial on TeeVee in which a little bastard exclaims that his grandma is now able to go on dates because her diapers prevent embarrassing leaks. Not a pretty picture, grandma removing her diaper in preparation for fucking. I've been trying to locate a copy of this commercial without success.
Whatever it takes mate, whatever it takes.
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#5 2014-01-19 17:10:42
I love the Boomers as guinea pigs for my generation. Hormone replacement causes cancer? Thanks, Boomer ladies! STD's rampant in nursing homes? By the time it's my turn, the problem will be solved. Thanks again, Boomers!
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#6 2014-01-19 17:53:36
At your cervix, G.O.
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#7 2014-01-19 18:34:46
The harping about other generations grows wearisome. Try another tune.
One of the topics at the table last night was our friends parents going into a facility together with a double shot of Alzheimer's served straight up. Good people, but at 79 they are going down rapidly. I find no glee in the pain and fear of others, and especially not the suffering.
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#8 2014-01-19 19:05:53
choad wrote:
Sex Education for Trainables
Seriously. Anyone over 65 entirely the missed the birds and the bees film strip, never mind the After School Special.
Can't believe you missed this, choad.
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#9 2014-01-19 19:42:13
Banjo wrote:
choad wrote:
Sex Education for Trainables
Seriously. Anyone over 65 entirely the missed the birds and the bees film strip, never mind the After School Special.Can't believe you missed this, choad.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/415_image26.jpg
That film first surfaced on cruel.com ten years ago, before streaming video and it's made regular appearances here since. Someone must have long since noticed Heywood Jablowme's screen credit.
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#10 2014-01-20 06:43:37
Dmtdust wrote:
The harping about other generations grows wearisome. Try another tune.
One of the topics at the table last night was our friends parents going into a facility together with a double shot of Alzheimer's served straight up. Good people, but at 79 they are going down rapidly. I find no glee in the pain and fear of others, and especially not the suffering.
No one can deny that getting older often sucks, and that many elderly go into nursing homes/assisted living facilities/whatever the fuck at the very end of their lives when they are basically just dying. However, more and more frequently this is NOT the case, and "assisted living" means just that: A kind of hotel existence in which housecleaning, cooking and other duties are done by others, and one's wellbeing is monitored. In those cases old age can contain many years of relatively good health and leisure. Why not hope for/look forward to that? Especially if there's fucking.
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#11 2014-01-20 09:22:28
What's wrong with commingling the gray-and-curlies? At least their STDs won't cause newborn blindness and it already hurts to pee, so what's the downside?
What else are you going to do, play shuffleboard all afternoon? Why not adjourn to the hot tub for some low impact bottom knocking?
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#12 2014-01-20 13:32:16
GooberMcNutly wrote:
What's wrong with commingling the gray-and-curlies?
"I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."
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#13 2014-01-20 14:09:34
whosasailorthen wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
What's wrong with commingling the gray-and-curlies?
"I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."
That's among the longest serving sidepics, sir. You are hereby sentenced to the asshatery hall of shame.
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#14 2014-01-20 15:52:25
choad wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
What's wrong with commingling the gray-and-curlies?
"I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit."
That's among the longest serving sidepics, sir. You are hereby sentenced to the asshatery hall of shame.
Well, be fair... I didn't post the damned picture.
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