#2 2014-05-29 01:04:22
Visitors were shocked to find out that polar bears are opportunistic carnivores that will consume any animal they can catch.
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#3 2014-05-29 01:58:44
"Just like the polar bear devours the unsuspecting peacock, so too, will the unwary insured be eaten by Mutual of Omaha..."
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#4 2014-05-29 11:04:42
While I observe from a safe height in this helicopter, Jim will attempt to tag and castrate the rabid piranhagator.
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#5 2014-05-31 17:10:01
I was hoping for Marlin Perkins to show up, hang out the side of a helicopter and shoot it with a dart gun as the Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom credits started rolling.
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#6 2014-05-31 17:32:30
XregnaR wrote:
While I observe from a safe height in this helicopter, Jim will attempt to tag and castrate the rabid piranhagator.
This line has taken on it's own life in my teenaged infested household, as it goes viral at the local high school and the internets beyond I will be proud to point the credit your way.
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#7 2014-06-01 22:26:28
Uh-oh! It looks like these lions have earned the right to treat the polar bears to a great big helping of asshat decorated with heron feathers:
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