#7651 2008-07-11 10:45:47
Tales of a mis-spent youth
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#7652 2008-07-11 10:55:28
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#7653 2008-07-11 11:02:46
#7654 2008-07-11 14:43:40
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#7655 2008-07-11 14:45:30
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#7656 2008-07-11 16:03:01
Ah, yes. Misspent youth indeed.
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#7657 2008-07-11 16:05:03
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#7658 2008-07-11 16:32:34
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#7659 2008-07-11 16:48:03
Balboa setting his dogs upon Indian practitioners of male love (in 1594).
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#7660 2008-07-11 17:22:10
Not Balboa-approved. 
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#7661 2008-07-11 18:27:11
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#7662 2008-07-11 18:27:58
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#7663 2008-07-11 19:17:59
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#7664 2008-07-11 22:20:22
an update
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#7665 2008-07-11 22:35:43
Yay lucky Sydney. We're hosting the evil Catholic World Youth Day (which lasts a week, please explain)
The perpetually foot-in-mouth Cardinal of Sydney declared something like "We're continuing a long tradition started by Christians of holding a pilgrimage."
Hindi
Muslim
Jewish
Yup, you're really special and unique, Catholics!
At least the Hindi's still celebrate sex as a normal part of life.
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#7666 2008-07-11 23:52:58
scarydog wrote:
Leper colony.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3031/265 … 51d3_o.jpg
Q: What did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip.
So a leper walks into a bar and as he gets his beer, a finger falls off. The bartender who is serving him turns and pukes all over the place. The leper, feeling bad, says, "Was it my finger falling off?" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, it's the guy dipping chips into your back."
Q. What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
A. Chowder
DId you hear about the guy who picked up a leper at the gay bar?
After he pulled it out, he got himself a nice piece of ass.
How do you make a skeleton?
Put a leper in a wind tunnel.
How do you make leper sausage?
Put a baggie at the other end.
Never say to a leper, "Give me some skin!"
Worse, don't ask them to give you head.
HeyOOOOO!!!
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#7667 2008-07-12 03:16:06
Leaping lepers!
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#7668 2008-07-12 03:52:22
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#7669 2008-07-12 04:09:53
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Yay lucky Sydney. We're hosting the evil Catholic World Youth Day (which lasts a week, please explain)
The perpetually foot-in-mouth Cardinal of Sydney declared something like "We're continuing a long tradition started by Christians of holding a pilgrimage."
Muslim
Not quite. The Prophet was born in 520. And anyway, all the religions that descend from Abraham suck, so why single out Catholicism?
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#7670 2008-07-12 04:31:55
sigmoid freud wrote:
Not quite. The Prophet was born in 520
Doesn't take away the fact that they're into pilgrimmages. I believe Mecca was a place of pilgrimmage ahead of all the Christian ones too.
sigmoid freud wrote:
And anyway, all the religions that descend from Abraham suck, so why single out Catholicism?
Because they're fucking with our traffic and drowning our city in their air-headed bunch of followers.
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#7671 2008-07-12 11:13:39
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#7672 2008-07-12 11:18:32
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#7673 2008-07-12 11:34:32
![http://shamshield.com/1215876445388[1].jpg](http://shamshield.com/1215876445388[1].jpg)
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#7674 2008-07-12 11:37:25
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#7675 2008-07-12 11:49:37
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#7677 2008-07-12 12:51:23
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#7678 2008-07-12 12:53:09
Is that a Dildo in her hand?
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#7679 2008-07-12 13:13:21
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#7680 2008-07-12 14:58:10
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#7681 2008-07-12 15:04:12
Dmtdust wrote:
Is that a Dildo in her hand?
No, she's just happy to see you.
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#7682 2008-07-12 15:08:27
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#7683 2008-07-12 15:59:40
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#7684 2008-07-12 17:03:05
Zombie Elvis wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Not quite. The Prophet was born in 520
Doesn't take away the fact that they're into pilgrimmages. I believe Mecca was a place of pilgrimmage ahead of all the Christian ones too.
Mecca was an important meeting and pilgrimage site long before Mohammad came onto the scene. Not only did people gather there for worship, but it was the meeting point for all the various tribal leaders in Arabia where they'd gather to hash out truces and alliances. Given its political importance so long ago, it's no wonder Mohammad was so keen on gaining control of the city himself. Control of Mecca meant political legitimacy.
Oh, and since this is the picture thread, here's another picture of Turkish oil wrestlers.
Um, if you'll excuse me for a minute...
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#7685 2008-07-12 17:23:37
Shout to ZE. I don't visit Zombieland often, but I'm never disappointed with the visuals.
Hope all is well down under. And in your part of the world.
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#7686 2008-07-12 18:28:31
Just keep telling yourself, "They're NOT gay. They're Not gay. They're NOT..."
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#7687 2008-07-12 18:29:26
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#7688 2008-07-12 18:39:11
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#7689 2008-07-12 18:42:50
"Grabbing an advantage," I suppose.
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#7690 2008-07-12 19:30:38
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#7691 2008-07-12 20:05:06
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#7692 2008-07-12 20:15:12
For Fnord (the other one was for Taint, I 'spose):
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#7693 2008-07-12 20:50:42
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#7694 2008-07-12 22:43:38
Zombie Elvis wrote:
http://www.trocvideo.com/e?file=videos/215e1.wmv
Friggin' Hi-larious! (yeahyeah I know it is objectifying/offending women, but...) The strange thing I found was the number of women that attempted to chase down the men (boys) that just pants'd them. Why?
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#7695 2008-07-12 22:46:56
#7696 2008-07-12 23:26:07
Brought to you by: Zeitlurghhh! and HARUughhAulllla and Gurraamphhh, uhhhhh and Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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#7697 2008-07-13 00:40:39
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#7698 2008-07-13 00:47:29
The photographer says this was taken at "a local Vacation Bible School".
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#7699 2008-07-13 03:02:19
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#7700 2008-07-13 03:10:37
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