#8451 2008-08-03 10:27:33
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#8454 2008-08-03 11:28:06
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#8455 2008-08-03 12:50:10
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#8456 2008-08-03 20:14:29
I doubt anyone will get this joke.
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#8457 2008-08-03 20:24:35
ah297900 wrote:
I doubt anyone will get this joke.
ORLY?
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#8458 2008-08-03 20:28:20
Hey Pale! ah297900 wants a hook-up at the pool!_-_1883_-_Eakin's_art_studens_bathing_1.jpg)
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#8459 2008-08-03 20:57:14
Dmtdust wrote:
Hey Pale! ah297900 wants a hook-up at the pool!
But the pool is always closed.
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#8460 2008-08-03 23:00:48
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#8461 2008-08-03 23:28:05
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#8462 2008-08-03 23:29:58
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#8463 2008-08-04 07:24:53
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#8464 2008-08-04 07:25:33
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#8465 2008-08-04 07:27:01
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#8466 2008-08-04 07:28:05
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#8467 2008-08-04 07:28:59
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#8468 2008-08-04 07:30:45
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#8469 2008-08-04 07:32:43
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#8470 2008-08-04 07:33:51
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#8471 2008-08-04 10:52:11
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#8472 2008-08-04 10:53:49
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#8473 2008-08-04 10:56:28
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#8475 2008-08-04 10:57:18
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#8476 2008-08-04 11:18:11
David Bowie's cat
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#8477 2008-08-04 11:22:13
Hi Street group photo
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#8478 2008-08-04 11:27:05
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Hi Street group photo
http://www.leethacker.com/images/46jp76 … ztlmld.jpg
Can't be, more women than men. Fark?
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#8479 2008-08-04 11:28:06
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#8480 2008-08-04 11:29:17
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#8481 2008-08-04 11:33:16
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#8482 2008-08-04 11:33:46
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#8483 2008-08-04 12:04:19
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Obviously this guy died and rotted while in that upright position; but what's holding him up? Do you know the backstory, Zombie? If so, please explain, so I can quit looking at that grotty picture trying to figure it out.
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#8484 2008-08-04 16:47:28
karenw wrote:
"Muslim Sunrise Over a Church" by Bierstadt.
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#8485 2008-08-04 17:10:03
George Orr wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Obviously this guy died and rotted while in that upright position; but what's holding him up? Do you know the backstory, Zombie? If so, please explain, so I can quit looking at that grotty picture trying to figure it out.
Rigor Mortis
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#8486 2008-08-04 17:26:29
orangeplus wrote:
George Orr wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
Obviously this guy died and rotted while in that upright position; but what's holding him up? Do you know the backstory, Zombie? If so, please explain, so I can quit looking at that grotty picture trying to figure it out.
Rigor Mortis
Chaaa, yeah--but rigor doesn't set in until some hours after death. Whyn't he fall over? Was he propped up by some item of furniture that was removed for the photograph, something like that?
The body rotted in that kneeling upright position (as I said earlier); that is obvious from the goo on the floor and the trickles down his clothing (urgh). It's just bugging me, because I can't figure it out.
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#8487 2008-08-04 17:44:17
by the looks of the thing he was jerking it in front of his computer and had a heart attack and died. He's obviously been dead for many hours, discoloring and so forth, and was likely held up by the chair and the desk. Probably not kneeling as much as he had his legs under the chair.
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#8488 2008-08-04 18:41:43
karenw wrote:
ah297900 wrote:
I doubt anyone will get this joke.
HA! I knew you fuckers wouldn't disappoint. But did you also know the whole story about why he got fired from the Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Arts? Among other things, he would give impromptu anatomy lessons to his lady-students with his own person. Word on the street had it that he would put his dick into literally anything. Ah, realism.
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#8489 2008-08-04 18:45:07
orangeplus wrote:
by the looks of the thing he was jerking it in front of his computer and had a heart attack and died. He's obviously been dead for many hours, discoloring and so forth, and was likely held up by the chair and the desk. Probably not kneeling as much as he had his legs under the chair.
Between his head and the monitor, it looks like he's hung himself with something. So as he could beat off, of course.
Hey, thanks for getting me to look at that picture and figure it all out. I almost went a day without gazing upon corpseshit.
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#8490 2008-08-04 18:51:17
Like they say: A day without corpseshit is like a day without sunshine.
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#8491 2008-08-04 19:06:30
ah297900 wrote:
Between his head and the monitor, it looks like he's hung himself with something.
Yeah, I see it now...Thanks for getting me to stop looking. I might even be able to sleep again in another couple days.
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#8492 2008-08-04 19:19:38
#8493 2008-08-04 20:26:26
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#8494 2008-08-04 20:42:35
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#8495 2008-08-04 20:45:32
Reeeeeeeeally bad scuffdick.
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#8496 2008-08-04 20:46:41
karenw wrote:
Awww! Me so horrrny!!
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#8497 2008-08-04 20:49:22
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#8498 2008-08-04 20:53:48
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#8499 2008-08-04 22:58:00
George Orr wrote:
Obviously this guy died and rotted while in that upright position; but what's holding him up? Do you know the backstory, Zombie? If so, please explain, so I can quit looking at that grotty picture trying to figure it out.
Awesome. Nice to know my efforts are worthwhile. Nice detective work you guys. They should do a CSI ep on it.
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#8500 2008-08-04 22:59:09
I love it when a logo is horribly tainted by the internets.
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