#15301 2009-11-04 15:34:39

http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2009-11-02-homeo.png

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#15303 2009-11-04 22:42:05

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#15304 2009-11-04 22:57:14

Dmtdust wrote:

I'm sorry, but this photo illustrates *exactly* why I can't stand shaved beavers. 

Guys, doesn't it bother you to chow down on that sort of stubble?  Cripes, it feels like your kissing a longshoreman with 5-o'clock shadow. And the wear and tear on the pecker scraping back and forth over that is just plain painful.

Please ladies... don't shave the muffin.  Be different.

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#15305 2009-11-04 23:43:06

whosasailorthen wrote:

Guys, doesn't it bother you to chow down on that sort of stubble?  Cripes, it feels like your kissing a longshoreman with 5-o'clock shadow. And the wear and tear on the pecker scraping back and forth over that is just plain painful.

Wait a minute. What's the problem?

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#15306 2009-11-04 23:59:25

Taint wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Guys, doesn't it bother you to chow down on that sort of stubble?  Cripes, it feels like your kissing a longshoreman with 5-o'clock shadow. And the wear and tear on the pecker scraping back and forth over that is just plain painful.

Wait a minute. What's the problem?

Shaved goods is the problem.  It's *never* fully shaved, so there's always stubble.  And stubble is rough, and certainly not feminine.  And there's enough stubble on that puss to give me cheek-rash for a week.

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#15307 2009-11-05 00:09:30

whosasailorthen wrote:

Taint wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Guys, doesn't it bother you to chow down on that sort of stubble?  Cripes, it feels like your kissing a longshoreman with 5-o'clock shadow. And the wear and tear on the pecker scraping back and forth over that is just plain painful.

Wait a minute. What's the problem?

Shaved goods is the problem.  It's *never* fully shaved, so there's always stubble.  And stubble is rough, and certainly not feminine.  And there's enough stubble on that puss to give me cheek-rash for a week.

And it's like fucking a child. This is not unimportant. I don't see what the advantage is.

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#15308 2009-11-05 01:18:50

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#15309 2009-11-05 01:54:53

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/04/NudeMickeysGETTY_450x300.jpg

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#15310 2009-11-05 01:56:10

Taint wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Guys, doesn't it bother you to chow down on that sort of stubble?  Cripes, it feels like your kissing a longshoreman with 5-o'clock shadow. And the wear and tear on the pecker scraping back and forth over that is just plain painful.

Wait a minute. What's the problem?

Made me laugh, Taint.

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#15311 2009-11-05 11:06:58

whosasailorthen wrote:

Taint wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Guys, doesn't it bother you to chow down on that sort of stubble?  Cripes, it feels like your kissing a longshoreman with 5-o'clock shadow. And the wear and tear on the pecker scraping back and forth over that is just plain painful.

Wait a minute. What's the problem?

Shaved goods is the problem.  It's *never* fully shaved, so there's always stubble.  And stubble is rough, and certainly not feminine.  And there's enough stubble on that puss to give me cheek-rash for a week.

I can't believe you didn't catch that.  You're the best straight man evah.

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#15312 2009-11-05 11:42:23

hedgewizard wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Taint wrote:

Wait a minute. What's the problem?

Shaved goods is the problem.  It's *never* fully shaved, so there's always stubble.  And stubble is rough, and certainly not feminine.  And there's enough stubble on that puss to give me cheek-rash for a week.

I can't believe you didn't catch that.  You're the best straight man evah.

I can't believe it either... only excuse is extreme lack of sleep.

OK, Taint... this one's for you.

http://www.livingtv.co.uk/images/brando-431x400.jpg

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/ashmorluvsfob/random/Annex20-20Brando20Marlon20A20Street.jpg

http://www.premiere.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/list/the-100-sexiest-movie-stars-of-all-time/2.-marlon-brando/44956-1-eng-US/2.-Marlon-Brando_imagelarge.jpg

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#15313 2009-11-05 11:57:18

Of course, the above pics would not be complete without this... after all, the two of them were destined to be together forever...



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Qzd9HIsRWeA/SlDxffj-K_I/AAAAAAAAZEU/SyQ6vG4EcvQ/s400/Wally+Cox.jpg

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/50412521.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=4996399091E83186DA6F6EF96253ADF3E7C3DB1D2EA1C136

http://juliandarling.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/marlon_brando_1.jpg
(allegedly Wally's cox)

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#15315 2009-11-05 12:43:31

different generation, the nose, chin and eyes are different.  Similar? yes.

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#15316 2009-11-05 13:31:07

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2786/4078537684_148fc16eb4_o.jpg

(Cocaine wine.)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2627/4078527216_3863792ab0_o.jpg

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#15317 2009-11-05 14:10:54

Dmtdust wrote:

different generation, the nose, chin and eyes are different.  Similar? yes.

Naah.  Check out the records in the rack and on the table... those would be likely items in the late 50's... and they are black artists, too.  And I can't see the differences in the face... indeed, the ear lobes are identical.

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#15318 2009-11-05 14:33:47

This is 2009 - one picture now tells a thousand lies.

http://www.log24.com/log/pix05B/051211-gump.jpg

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#15319 2009-11-05 14:34:51

Shoes are wrong.  those are late 40's early 50's, and the woman is Italian looking.

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#15320 2009-11-05 17:58:20

http://imgur.com/m5UqD.jpg

It's like a dream come true.

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#15321 2009-11-05 20:11:51

thank you

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#15322 2009-11-05 22:56:32

Dmtdust wrote:

Shoes are wrong.  those are late 40's early 50's, and the woman is Italian looking.

I disagree. Late 40's would have a heavier heel.  Thin heels started in the mid 1950's.

1940s
Luxury items were in short supply due to WWII and high heels tended to stay moderately high and thick.  With the effects of WW II in the 1940s, leather shoes were difficult to come by, and shoes had to be made with heavy wooden soles and wedge heels. ... The shape was unexaggerated, heels were not noticeably thin or thick..."

1950's
In 1955, tall "stiletto" heels for women's shoes, invented in Italy, become a fashion rage.

Further, the phonograph in the background is definitely *not* 1940's vintage.  As a phonograph collector I can tell you that virtually all the phonographs made in the 1940's had rounded-edged wooden cabinets.  I suspect this is a mid-50's Crosley.

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#15323 2009-11-05 23:05:32

platform shoes.  Not a late 50's or 60's thing at all.  Early 50's, and still not his Mom no matter how hard you wish it.

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#15324 2009-11-05 23:15:29

Dusty, the record player simply is *not* a 1940's model.  Here, for example, is a 1959 Murphy A316G - a player in nearly exactly the same style as the one in the picture... how could such a thing have existed in the early 1950's?

http://www.freewebs.com/bedford_audio/Murphy%20A316G.JPG

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#15325 2009-11-05 23:25:38

Different.  My parents had a similar one in the photos, and it was purchased 1949, or 1950.  The shoes are a dead give-away.  And the hair style as well.

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#15326 2009-11-05 23:34:41

33 1/3 record albums came in use around 1947-1948.  Really.

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#15327 2009-11-05 23:35:31

Dusty and sailor:
http://www.bennadel.com/resources/uploads/open_tits_close_tits.jpg
or GTFO.

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#15328 2009-11-06 02:53:35

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#15329 2009-11-06 02:59:49

http://e-forwards.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/globalisation.jpg

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#15330 2009-11-06 04:35:38

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_-H-pEsZ80dU/SvPMmOIcGWI/AAAAAAAABlM/N2cWvX4XvFE/s640/chimppushedy.png

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#15331 2009-11-06 08:15:17

http://sugarmilk.net/abby/019.jpg

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#15332 2009-11-06 08:19:28

http://sugarmilk.net/abby/018.jpg

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#15333 2009-11-06 12:50:02

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#15334 2009-11-06 13:27:35

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_leiastunt.jpg
Carrie Fisher and her stunt double taking a break on the set.

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#15335 2009-11-06 16:08:09

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#15336 2009-11-06 16:37:43

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#15337 2009-11-06 18:55:21

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#15338 2009-11-07 06:04:43

http://www.hairlesscameltoe.com/images/sport-transparent-061.jpg

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#15339 2009-11-07 06:07:08

http://maturewifenextdoor.com/images/bizarre-mature-dildo.jpg

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#15340 2009-11-07 11:56:19

Dmtdust wrote:

Never mind, found it  (I was looking for the entire picture to send to friends and loved ones

Last edited by Horseonovich (2009-11-07 11:57:37)

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#15341 2009-11-07 14:33:36

Dmtdust wrote:

http://img.leprosorium.com/713266

Put a cherry on top.

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#15342 2009-11-07 14:37:32

O, Hai Taint!

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#15343 2009-11-07 14:40:05

Dmtdust wrote:

O, Hai Taint!

http://i38.tinypic.com/2d12q1i.jpg

He looks like he's had a tragic accident with one of those home kitchen vacuum packing machines.

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#15344 2009-11-07 14:44:32

https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_gods_controls.jpg

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#15345 2009-11-07 14:47:39

https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_shit_is_a_weapon.jpg

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#15346 2009-11-07 14:48:58

https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_troublemaker.jpg

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#15347 2009-11-07 15:07:25

https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_nervine.jpg

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#15348 2009-11-07 15:30:35

https://cruelery.com/uploads/13_vamppad.png



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#15349 2009-11-07 15:49:29

Believe it or not, that item is almost enough to make me wish I still had periods.  Almost.

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#15350 2009-11-07 18:12:39

Hai Dusty!
http://bayimg.com/image/kaedoaacm.jpg

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