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sigmoid freud · 2012-01-05 01:34:47

Regardless of the claims, I imagine some of the population felt better after using this device, piles or not.

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GooberMcNutly · 2012-01-05 09:04:45

sigmoid freud wrote:
Regardless of the claims, I imagine some of the population felt better after using this device, piles or not.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_rectorotor.jpg

That came from a time when all patent applications had to be accompanied by a model of the device. I pity the poor fool who got stuck examining that application. There is probably one in a vault of the Smithsonian right now. Do I smell "Night at the Museum IV"?

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XregnaR · 2012-01-05 11:44:30

GooberMcNutly wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Regardless of the claims, I imagine some of the population felt better after using this device, piles or not.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_rectorotor.jpg
That came from a time when all patent applications had to be accompanied by a model of the device. I pity the poor fool who got stuck examining that application. There is probably one in a vault of the Smithsonian right now. Do I smell "Night at the Museum IV"?

No, you smell used antique butt rotor.

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lechero · 2012-01-05 16:53:09

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sigmoid freud · 2012-01-05 21:13:14

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sigmoid freud · 2012-01-05 21:16:12

WANT.

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sigmoid freud · 2012-01-05 21:18:28

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sigmoid freud · 2012-01-05 21:21:16

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whosasailorthen · 2012-01-05 22:11:37

sigmoid freud wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_faux_news.jpeg

... and 83.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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lechero · 2012-01-05 23:51:51

lechero · 2012-01-06 17:24:53

Hello dear ones, thought I'd share this precious little instant nightmare with you...

Link to YouTube page

GooberMcNutly · 2012-01-06 17:42:43

lechero wrote:
Hello dear ones, thought I'd share this precious little instant nightmare with you...

Link to YouTube page

She sounds Andalusian.

choad · 2012-01-06 17:54:35

sigmoid freud wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_brain_hat.jpeg

WANT.

That goofy stitch on top is something every grade school kid encounters, at least once-upon-a-time they did. Pound four upholstery nails half way into a wooden sewing thread spindle, and you're there.

edit: http://dreamsinbloom.hubpages.com/hub/F … ing-Spools

While I'm here, there's this.

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tojo2000 · 2012-01-06 21:24:55

lechero wrote:
Hello dear ones, thought I'd share this precious little instant nightmare with you...

Link to YouTube page

At 1:35 when the host asks her if men find her tattoos sexy and she says yes, the look on the other guest's face says so much in one expression.

GooberMcNutly · 2012-01-06 23:06:09

She's been at it since she was 22, but its hard to tell how old she is now. 35, 45 or 55? What say the jury?

Happy Friday beeotches!

Hope the commute home was quick

followed by some drinks

get something nice to eat

Come home and have some cake

Maybe hang out with a friend

If you are lucky, things might even get a bit frisky

Hell, maybe some bird will grab your wedding tackle

In short, I hope all of your wishes come true

Smoove out!

Emmeran · 2012-01-07 17:51:49

Get over it already!!!!

(I refuse to entertain abortion arguments from anyone not a foster/adoptive parent.)

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choad · 2012-01-07 19:26:41

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Tall Paul · 2012-01-07 20:50:28

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fnord · 2012-01-08 03:41:37

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Dmtdust · 2012-01-08 15:35:47

nfidelbastard · 2012-01-09 06:55:08

Stinkhammer · 2012-01-09 15:07:47

lotsa B&W stuff: http://justsomesex.tumblr.com/page/6

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Dmtdust · 2012-01-09 16:05:27

Thanks Stinky!

lechero · 2012-01-09 19:35:21

Irrivibraft · 2012-01-10 10:26:06

Banned for spamming.

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tojo2000 · 2012-01-10 20:59:22

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choad · 2012-01-12 00:19:14

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tojo2000 · 2012-01-12 11:39:49

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Dmtdust · 2012-01-12 23:50:16

Forgive me, from SG. I couldn't help myself, really.

Head Gardener · 2012-01-13 10:14:30

tojo2000 · 2012-01-13 13:41:00

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barnes · 2012-01-13 21:26:02

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George Orr · 2012-01-13 22:39:31

barnes wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/507 … 8b4176.jpg

I'm a bit ashamed to say that this took me a second. Then I lol'ed. Then I was sad.

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Taint · 2012-01-14 02:12:48

George Orr · 2012-01-14 10:49:42

One of my co-workers--a statuesque, lovely woman with long blonde hair--once mentioned in passing that she had been in a roller derby team in her youth. She's so quiet, and on the shy side and, well, normal that this bit of personal history astonishes me.

Picture is unrelated:

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Bigcat · 2012-01-14 11:46:43

George Orr wrote:
One of my co-workers--a statuesque, lovely woman with long blonde hair--once mentioned in passing that she had been in a roller derby team in her youth. She's so quiet, and on the shy side and, well, normal that this bit of personal history astonishes me.

Picture is unrelated:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/18_stonedasfuck.png

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw9IaCidqWQ

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