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Taint · 2012-12-07 12:55:10

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XregnaR · 2012-12-07 14:18:05

WilberCuntLicker · 2012-12-07 17:19:57

whosasailorthen · 2012-12-07 22:33:00

Not really worthy of its own thread... so... enjoy...

Bacon jello

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choad · 2012-12-08 07:03:25

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Emmeran · 2012-12-08 11:04:17

whosasailorthen wrote:
Not really worthy of its own thread... so... enjoy...

Bacon jello

http://www.instructables.com/files/deri … .LARGE.jpg.

Bacon is always worth it's own thread.

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Htom Sirveaux · 2012-12-08 12:40:42

"Bacon is awesome" is the most tired, fucked-out meme on the internet.

Edit: you'll want a picture:

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sigmoid freud · 2012-12-08 23:23:43

My, my, a new person to evaluate. So, Htom watchamacallit you disapprove of bacon on teh intarwebs? Try this on for size :

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Tall Paul · 2012-12-09 00:14:29

Bacon and sockpuppets..... Open wide and say 'ahhhh'

sigmoid freud · 2012-12-09 00:41:26

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sigmoid freud · 2012-12-09 00:46:51

Missing only the bacon hairdo.

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choad · 2012-12-09 01:52:41

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sigmoid freud · 2012-12-09 12:07:51

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Htom Sirveaux · 2012-12-09 15:01:49

sigmoid freud wrote:
My, my, a new person to evaluate. So, Htom watchamacallit you disapprove of bacon on teh intarwebs? Try this on for size :

https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_smiling … 909930.jpg

I'm the same dude that ah23459086723546254897 was a few weeks ago. Read your newsletters.

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GooberMcNutly · 2012-12-10 08:39:22

I got a new laptop (like you could give two shits...) so I needed some new wallpaper. From this collection, it seemed just right...

But then I realized that a) wave spume makes it really hard to read titles and b) my daughter is always hanging around my office.

So I picked this one

and immediately lost The Game.

Bigcat · 2012-12-10 08:43:55

Htom Sirveaux wrote:
I'm the same dude that ah23459086723546254897 was a few weeks ago. Read your newsletters.

What??? Somebody didn't follow along with your epic saga of changing you name, to an even worse name, then to another name? People just don't appreciate good entertainment anymore.

GooberMcNutly · 2012-12-10 08:47:15

I hope that's a jacket

fnord · 2012-12-10 16:03:47

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Zombie Elvis · 2012-12-11 18:11:46

Zombie Elvis · 2012-12-11 18:40:47

Merry X-Mas Faggots!

Zombie Elvis · 2012-12-11 18:54:11

Zombie Elvis · 2012-12-11 19:03:07

What does this say? Something about the dangers of in-breeding I hope

sigmoid freud · 2012-12-11 22:20:25

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Platymingo · 2012-12-12 06:07:14

Zombie Elvis wrote:
What does this say? Something about the dangers of in-breeding I hope

http://demotivation.me/images/20121210/z7iraxyml805.jpg

В ШКОЛЕ ТЕСАК ВЕЛ СЕБЯ ПЛОХО

THE SCHOOL HAS (a) BADLY BEHAVED SLICER
(lit., THE SCHOOL HAS BEHAVED BADLY SLICER)

папа постоянно краснел за него на собраниях

Dad always blushed for him at meetings

whosasailorthen · 2012-12-12 10:51:22

Platymingo wrote:
Zombie Elvis wrote:
What does this say? Something about the dangers of in-breeding I hope

http://demotivation.me/images/20121210/z7iraxyml805.jpg
В ШКОЛЕ ТЕСАК ВЕЛ СЕБЯ ПЛОХО

THE SCHOOL HAS (a) BADLY BEHAVED SLICER
(lit., THE SCHOOL HAS BEHAVED BADLY SLICER)

папа постоянно краснел за него на собраниях

Dad always blushed for him at meetings

Nope. Try:

"The school has a lousy barber.

Papa was always embarrassed about him at meetings."

It uses colloquialisms.

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lechero · 2012-12-12 14:30:33

Zombie Elvis · 2012-12-12 22:28:15

It must be great art, 'cos I sure-the-fuck don't get it...

Suffer bitches. The whole POINT of large images is to hark back to the glory days when Goatse loaded so slowly, the joke worked.

square bob nanny pants wrote:
Stand down, whiner patrol - square

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Zombie Elvis · 2012-12-13 06:32:15

Zombie Elvis wrote:
It must be great art, 'cos I sure-the-fuck don't get it...

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/29_ballet1.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/29_ballet2.jpg

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Choad, I'm calling shenanigans on this. This is surely beyond acceptable editorial practice. At the very least, the shock value is quite diluted; especially unacceptable given the subject matter!

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Dmtdust · 2012-12-13 12:59:34

Square, stop being such an F'n Nanny.

phreddy · 2012-12-13 14:06:52

Zombie Elvis wrote:
It must be great art, 'cos I sure-the-fuck don't get it...

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/29_ballet1.jpg

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/29_ballet2.jpg

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I believe there must be a third image depicting the Golden Shower.

Edit: Belay that. I clicked on the thumb and discovered the Golden Shower was in progress.

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