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#22902 2014-01-10 09:27:06
sigmoid freud wrote:
Just the way my Granddad taught me to make it, but we added onions, stewed Roma tomatoes and some capers. Mmmmm. I was sad when the last eel stopped migrating over the spillway and into our farm pond to breed. Damn (ahem) you siltation!
Friday picture diarrhea time!
On sale at Amazon:
Is that a calamari ring?
Stupid Facebook game...
Well, gotta get back to work, I have a conference call with the Catholic Church, one of my longest-term clients. If only they knew...
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#22903 2014-01-10 20:36:33
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#22904 2014-01-10 20:57:29
While looking at pictures of trilobites I found this guy...... Coolest prep job I've ever seen on one...
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#22905 2014-01-10 20:58:45
Another good one.....
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#22907 2014-01-11 12:21:12
GooberMcNutly wrote:
Is that a calamari ring?
Maybe not?
http://thisamericanlife.org/radio-archi … pelgangers
For Dirck:
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#22910 2014-01-11 13:20:15
Aaaaaand...boobs:
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#22911 2014-01-11 13:38:11
Confederate States of Fnord!
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#22912 2014-01-11 16:51:04
GooberMcNutly wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Just the way my Granddad taught me to make it, but we added onions, stewed Roma tomatoes and some capers. Mmmmm. I was sad when the last eel stopped migrating over the spillway and into our farm pond to breed. Damn (ahem) you siltation!
Hi Goobs,
Since we're talking eel stories, I was biking by our reservoir last summer and happened upon a redneck cussin' an eel he'd caught. It'd swallowed his hook. I don't fish, but I suspect hooks are expensive. I offered to take it off his hands. So bare handed I clutched the eel while he tore his hook out with a pair of pliers. The frigging slime would not come off no matter how much I washed. I took the eel around the corner to my elderly mother-in-law, who cleaned it up and cooked it in black bean sauce.
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#22913 2014-01-11 17:43:55
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#22914 2014-01-12 01:34:27
OK, I laughed. Loudly. 
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#22916 2014-01-12 11:05:58
tojo2000 wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/6_tumblr_mo43e3g16a1r88u00o1_250.gif
Beat you to it. #22910.
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#22917 2014-01-12 11:18:52
sigmoid freud wrote:
tojo2000 wrote:
https://cruelery.com/uploads/6_tumblr_mo43e3g16a1r88u00o1_250.gif
Beat you to it. #22910.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#22920 2014-01-13 22:11:31
sigmoid freud wrote:
Christ on a BICYCLE.
I should pay more attention to the side banners.
We should have one of those.
I've started cataloging that goofy archive half a dozen times and got distracted.
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#22921 2014-01-13 23:15:22
choad wrote:
[mickey-mouse-voice]
I didn't say she was crazy, your honor. I just said she was fuckin' Goofy!
[/mickey-mouse-voice]
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#22922 2014-01-13 23:29:08
Do I even have to say who this is for?
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#22923 2014-01-13 23:38:45
choad wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Christ on a BICYCLE.
I should pay more attention to the side banners.We should have one of those.
Challenge accepted.
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#22925 2014-01-15 04:32:41
sigmoid freud wrote:
choad wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Christ on a BICYCLE.
I should pay more attention to the side banners.We should have one of those.
Challenge accepted.
Ok, Alex, I'll take blasphemy for 400.
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#22927 2014-01-16 10:43:31
Baywolfe wrote:
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TIL my life is a sham.
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#22928 2014-01-16 22:36:50
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#22930 2014-01-17 09:04:13
square wrote:
Protons moving at the speed of sound?
(obligatory pic: either Phineas Gage or Kennedy autopsy)
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#22931 2014-01-17 09:06:40
California drought level Nine: Extremely Fucked.
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#22932 2014-01-17 11:00:25
choad wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
choad wrote:
We should have one of those.Challenge accepted.
Ok, Alex, I'll take blasphemy for 400.
How about, "Jesus Jumped-Up Christ in a Sidecar!"?
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#22933 2014-01-17 13:08:14
George Orr wrote:
choad wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
Challenge accepted.
Ok, Alex, I'll take blasphemy for 400.
How about, "Jesus Jumped-Up Christ in a Sidecar!"?
Challenge accepted.
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#22934 2014-01-17 16:44:42
sigmoid freud wrote:
George Orr wrote:
choad wrote:
Ok, Alex, I'll take blasphemy for 400.How about, "Jesus Jumped-Up Christ in a Sidecar!"?
Challenge accepted.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_tmp_mik … 877669.jpg
Damn. You're good at this.
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#22935 2014-01-17 17:15:43
Porn is getting much more imaginative...
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#22936 2014-01-17 19:25:34
sigmoid freud wrote:
George Orr wrote:
choad wrote:
Ok, Alex, I'll take blasphemy for 400.How about, "Jesus Jumped-Up Christ in a Sidecar!"?
Challenge accepted.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_tmp_mik … 877669.jpg
Who's awesome? You are, you magnificent fuck.
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#22937 2014-01-17 20:33:33
I love me some data center
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#22939 2014-01-19 23:36:32
George Orr wrote:
sigmoid freud wrote:
George Orr wrote:
How about, "Jesus Jumped-Up Christ in a Sidecar!"?
Challenge accepted.
Who's awesome? You are, you magnificent fuck.
(blushing)
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#22940 2014-01-19 23:38:10
Emmeran wrote:
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Label the nipples A and B. Then it works.
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#22941 2014-01-21 17:00:52
Can't get any dumber?
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#22942 2014-01-21 23:08:38
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#22943 2014-01-21 23:33:10
sigmoid freud wrote:
George Orr wrote:
choad wrote:
Ok, Alex, I'll take blasphemy for 400.
How about, "Jesus Jumped-Up Christ in a Sidecar!"?
Challenge accepted.
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#22944 2014-01-22 00:00:33
choad wrote:
Jesus Jumped-Up Christ in a Sidebar?
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#22945 2014-01-22 00:00:52
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#22946 2014-01-22 08:43:33
Dmtdust wrote:
http://www.inextgirl.com/wp-content/uploads/1006180723463_04_NataliePortman_fake_by_Natlover7.jpg
Fake or not, all I'm able to think of is Nine Inch Nails' "Closer"; imagine scenes that had to be deleted.
Pic vaguely related.
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#22947 2014-01-22 08:56:43
She made a career of it.
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#22949 2014-01-22 14:52:37
My first thought was that Furbys had undergone an awesome redesign, and perhaps it was time to buy one for myself (I gave one to a child years ago. He wasn't interested in it, but his older siblings tormented it until it went crazy).
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