The baby hole

at the start of her career...



... and later in her career

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uterine prolapse



Double-banger



getting medical





one form of treatment

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A class of seven year old schoolchildren returned to the classroom after playing in the playground during their break time. The teacher said to the first child "Hello Becky, what have you been doing this Playtime?".

Becky replied, "I have been playing in the sand box".

"Very good", said the teacher, "If you can spell 'sand' on the blackboard, I will give you a biscuit". Becky went and wrote 's a n d' on the blackboard. "Very good", said the teacher, and gave Becky a biscuit.

The teacher then turned to Freddie. "What have you been doing in your Playtime?"

Freddie replied "Playing with Becky in the sand box".

"Very good, if you can spell 'box' on the blackboard, I will also give you a biscuit". Freddie wrote 'b o x' on the blackboard. "Very good", said the teacher, and gave Freddie a biscuit.

Teacher then said "Mohammed, have you been playing in the sand box with Becky and Freddie?"

"No", replied Mohammed, "I wanted to, but they would not let me. Every time I went near them they started throwing stones at me and calling me nasty names".

"Oh dear!" said the teacher, "That sounds like blatant racial discrimination to me. I tell you what - if you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination', I will give you a biscuit".

(Pedobear picture redacted due to excessively vague child pornography laws.  Way to go, Bernie.)

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Japan: Where CP is not a crime but a way of life.

Arrrgh! It's a trap!

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hmmmm, should that be

how much duck would a duck dog fuck if a duck dog could fuck duck?