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Dmtdust · 2014-10-20 16:44:56

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choad · 2014-10-20 22:18:57

Dmtdust wrote:
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/man_admits_to_having_sex_with_over_700_cars

The super beetle sucked butt fugly donkey dick.

GooberMcNutly · 2014-10-21 08:01:53

choad wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/man_admits_to_having_sex_with_over_700_cars
The super beetle sucked butt fugly donkey dick.

If you can get your tumescent dick into a beetle tailpipe, perhaps you should be fucking cars.

phreddy · 2014-10-21 13:20:02

What a fucking freak. I would draw the line at a VW Beetle. A nice sleek Jaguar or a Corvette maybe, but a Beetle? They don't make a bag big enough to fit over a Beetle's head.

opsec · 2014-10-21 20:10:20

phreddy wrote:
They don't make a bag big enough to fit over a Beetle's head.

They do.. It's just the flirty ones that ruining it for the rest of those in burka.

phreddy · 2014-10-23 12:02:46

opsec wrote:
phreddy wrote:
They don't make a bag big enough to fit over a Beetle's head.
They do.. It's just the flirty ones that ruining it for the rest of those in burka.

I stand corrected.

Hmmmmmmmm. Some of those in the burka are doing the best they can.